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Joker,can we meet up,sumwhere,where people dunno...
maybe to further disscuss on this issue...
i think we should..
after raya wont be too late,rite?
is a mamak ok???
then we will try to plot our next strategy...
 
izam171;360702 said:
Joker,can we meet up,sumwhere,where people dunno...
maybe to further disscuss on this issue...
i think we should..
after raya wont be too late,rite?
is a mamak ok???
then we will try to plot our next strategy...

dude, how is your bmw ??, i had no idea what is hell happen on mine :stupid:

anything just email to jokeracts@yahoo.com

i suspect they also hack the 'hydrogen nucleus' car and cause it suck 10 perday with 4 barrel gun 1.3L :eek:; compare to mine 6 barrel vulcan 2.8L

any strategy does not link to me..., he he he he, i am neutral people
 
Mont-o;360740 said:
bro..i get bored with your joke ler, same topic:rolleyes:.

offcourse same topic, one thread for one topic, and this is not a jokes. this is very serious...
not know who/which did that bastard :bandit:
 
cloudbuster;360825 said:
I'm getting confused....Is this for real? Interesting thread though.

YES, REAL THING DIGGED OUT, REAL TROUBLESOME PROBLEM, REAL PROBLEM SOLVE/REDUCED :stupid:
REAL, REAL, REAL,
 
my 6 barrel 2.8 caliber minigun suck 10-12 perday!!! current situation and petrol price.
some what similiar to 1.3 caliber 4 barrel weak gun in unsafe weak structure.

did anybody know why??, he he he he he, it an interesting scientific explanation!!!

don't tell me it was 2.0 or 2.5 caliber 6 barrel minigun, dont tell me the eh-motor and
previous owner conned me, i pay 2.8L rate of road tax

the car run without ANY FUEL ADDITIVES!!

i am using castrol sport edge 10w60 lubricant,
maintain to near full fuel level when reach quater fuel tank level

watch-out, do not had the contactor contact with fuel level
 
1st - aluminium alloy engine with vanos :top:
porsche, lamborginy, all europe sport car using aluminium-magnesium block,
metallurgycal and thermodynamic advantages !!!,
engine is lighter from cast iron, better corrosion protection,
can heat-up quickly and maintain operating temperature,
less energy from combustion to be sucked to maintain operating temperature,
can deliver higher power just like other supercar (required mods)

2nd - perfect weight to gun caliber size :top:
1992-94 model chassic, M52B28 aluminium alloy engine
that car was the first 328i model year 1995, registered at 1996
the weight combined deliver perfect momentum for cruising
(auto gear only can cruising, fluid turbine operated;
manual had to control gear ratio perfectly)

3rd - electronic/electrical distortion free
jumper removed, energy drain stopped, not know any other?

4th - Fuel injection system
distortion signal cleared from dme/egs

5th - wider tyre and wheel :top:
more surface area to transfer torque from wheel to ground,
increase efficient and safety

6th - after-market mods :top:
underdrive pulley, EMP water pump, aFe CAI, voltage stabilizer,
upgraded racing fuel pump, light weight catalist, blocked fuel tank ventilation
car lowered

all = :love:
 
compare to 'hydrogen nucleus',

bad momentum, weak iron block gun, small wheel/tyre, carbulated (old model)

bad momentum and aerodynamic (the car higher) will allow the wind act as stopper
not know how many people die in the suicidal nuclear car

last time the nuclear car rammed me in miri, the car condamn need to be tow, my car still running

pitler 's scientist and engineer learned to conserve fuel and fuel economize during pitler era,
they suffered lack of fuel to run any eagle, shark and crabs!!!
 
last time, lot of shell staff and other people over there talk bad over me about to own such many handed 'money sucking' car, they also make conspiracy to fail my competentcy of multi-skill (technical knowledge other than mechanical my main diciplin covering electrical, instrumentation and process skll in level one). how ever i complete my main dicipline requirement, they also said it was problem-matic car. i am surprised alot, go ahead and get it to break history as my first car ever!!!, i told them it was on motortrader compare to new nuclear car???, i take the risk go ahead to get it !!! ha ha ha ha ha, i like it !!!, that proved they were bounch of bastard. i break history just like pitler!! in different way!!!

i revenged it here....

the shell staff always interview/audit people on any unsafe.,
but they all using nuclear powered vehicle???
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

pitler break history and go to hell,.... and i never...!!!

thier multi-skill had been look down by me already!!
 
i hope the GERMAN people know about it, i hope they know it quick quick quickly!!!

i hope all people around the world know about it!!!,
even the ROYAL PRINCE !!!!, he should know his mother!!!
 
Criminal agentcy operation!!!!

SUSPECTed!!!, they were from EAST MALAYSIA, MIRI!!!!,

THING HAPPEN just last night!!!, they were listening in that forum/thread!!!

ANOTHER BUGGS!!
a remote device installed from MIRI, wireless operated. RELAY function to short circuit,
last night i went out, park the car and had on my sight!!!, a group of car with miri registered car (4wd, impreza, wira evo modd) round and round drive by my car!!!. i went back to the car, the starting sequence delayed; switch on... no starting for few second..., it start !!!, the car behave heavy -> slower and the fuel meter suck higher. Soon i drive to several location start/stop the car abit hard to start!!!. i predict it will not start for the next stop... soo i drive back home!!, it really will not start again!!!, old procedure did working to drain it out!!, OFF THE REMOTE DEVICE!!!

they were operated with radio device, probadly smuggled out from somewhere else
they were tracking me!!!

The ZKE IV body module (built-in integrated safety system) will cut power supply when short circuit was detected; make the car cannot start. i read it from the manual

that group try to kill me/burn the car !!!!

don't tell me my car was stolen car!!!, it was verified and checked by JPJ before bank allow me to purchase it!!!or it was exchanged inside cargo ship when shiped from west to east malaysia, KUC port
 
THEY operated in stealth !!!! :eek:

they were suspected ambush somewhere along the way i travel to my workplace,
they switch on the wireless remote at someplace halfway..., the car just suddenly fell like abit heavy, suck more fuel on the fuel meter..., reached and stop at work place.

Then,... i went out with the car for breakfast..., delayed start happen!!! ???? ,
still running !!! ha ha ha ha :stupid:
 
God damn, just like what i expected!!!

the car just cannot start just now, it happen now, after some start/stop sequence.
THEY ARE SURROUNDED ME!!! and operated in stealth

everything just like what i expected!!
 
If there are too many BUGS, you will need a DAFFY program to counter. Hit them with a FUDD attack!

Or just drop an anvil on them spooks. ACME makes good ones! :top:
 
after i post the 'god damn' message , i went back to the car and it START !!!! ????
 
i think alot of local or foriegner owned bmw kaput in miri there, or get sucked alot by vampire!!!
i suspect kuching also had the same thing happen!!!

any west BMW happen the samething ????,

remove the jumper, any illegal device and fix wiring ...., reprogram/ reflash mapping ->>
go ahead to race with impreza/evo/rx/skyline/AE -> see the result!!!! see what will happend ???

some of them could be YAKUZA!!!???? // CHINA GANG???? // JEWISH MOSSAD ???? ///

OR UNDERCOVER EGGS ????
 
:stupid::stupid:you forgot about the head-shrinker....

JOKER;361230 said:
i think they will advice me to see cy-kick doctor or brain doctor :stupid:
 
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