Friday Night SMART drive.... (18 May 2007)

[boy.yusoff]

eh fabian...yesterday night i honking at u la, tak perasan ka>?

 

[redbaron]

Hello boy yusoff why call aunty Ah Lian so cun where can call aunty. See what happen to Fabian, one time kena straight sign contract for life dont play play aaaaaaaa.

 

[ah lian]

**piaks the notti redbaron**

no lar. not ah boy. it was your kahzen silver lar.

 

[redbaron]

You also notti ma mus take picture with it what sit hanging out la, why la lama tak dadat ke he he he he . cccccaaaaabbbbbuuuutttttzzzzzz.

 

[Silver]

Hello.... granny ah lian... opppss, *sori*, I mean Unty ah lian... title unty not given to anyone you know - only to deserving distinguish lady like yourself.... of course it also comes with other conotations (that you can just ignore! )... but it symbolizes wisdom and of course being 'old'.. opppss *sori* not old! not old! just wisdoooom.....

 

[boy.yusoff]

eh...my nephew all call me unker boy...relek je. plus i'm not that ol u know. ala, among us only can call u unty... anyone else aa? wanna die aaa? hahahahaha

 

[boy.yusoff]

Hello boy yusoff why call aunty Ah Lian so cun where can call aunty. See what happen to Fabian, one time kena straight sign contract for life dont play play aaaaaaaa.

**piaks the notti redbaron**

no lar. not ah boy. it was your kahzen silver lar.

ntah, tak pasal pasal aku kene...

 

[ah lian]

eh, elo. i not old like you lar, unker boy. same like silver.
next tt please belanja 1 bucket of teh ais for the tea lady and her frens ok.

aunties are old ppl. i am not. young is depending on how you feel. betul tak?

 

[boy.yusoff]

by the time i drive my ICEd cool Tiara la. then should be ok to buy everyone ICE TEA. hehehe bimmer punya minyak makan manyak kuat woo... i have a heavy foot. eh...i tot u THAT old. i wonder Silver keep calling u unty..hehe

 

[ah lian]

if you still drive your waja, then all the money to buy me teh ais gone to replacing the power windows... oh wait, you drive the e46, same design oso. i think it costs more too!!!

silver is a tall fella who prolly has his head stuck in the clouds too much. dats why its so cloudy. i think he shud be careful not to bump into the petronas twin towers. later headache lar.

 

[boy.yusoff]

eh..not the all the time the power window give me headache. just now only...u at kelana square or wat? ask fabian go yumcha together gether. teh ais my treat!

by the way, did i heard silver said that he''s the shortest one in the family? damn... he's the tallest among us man!

 

[ah lian]

eh. no. me in stinkapoo land.
yum cha on you next time i go kelana square. may need your help on some business matters.

ya. silver very tall. his cute kahzen even taller. i stand on the kerbside oso up to his shoulder height. imagine!

 

[boy.yusoff]

wait..wait....i'm imagining...

 

[ah lian]

no nid to imagine so hard. after blood vessel oso tercabut.

see this picture??

 

[boy.yusoff]

his kahzen who? redbaron?

 

[ah lian]

met him before?? he eats cute lil boys for tea breaks. **chomps chomps**

 

[boy.yusoff]

just spoke to redbaron. he's not such guy la. dont scare me, i will cry u know...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[ah lian]

unkers dun cry wan. how to be an unker if you are gonna be so easily sked? later your nephew ask you to chase away the polar bars they found inside their rooms how?? run away meh??

 

[boy.yusoff]

ran laa!!! wait wat for? mau kena makan ka?

 

[ah lian]

dun take the smart tunnel, yeh?
oni 2 exits: jalan sultan ismail and jalan tun razak. hee hee.