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Guys just want to share a beautiful story in customer service...ARSETRO style Once upon a time a Mr.XXX got itchy and called ARSETRO to upgrade to ARSETROMAX because MR.XXX always got no time, so when he see the advertisement he was very happy because he can now buy time for only RM8XX somemore after that would be able to talk Tamil, Hokkien, Cantonese, Malay...:D After one week the ARSETRO not yet come, so Mr.XXX call them, then only ARSETRO tell "Oh!Likedat ah,Oklah we send someone TOMORROW".THREE days later a battered van drove up to Mr.XXX front gate...'Yahoo' Mr. XXX exclaimed "The ARSETRO man is here".The ARSETRO man then fix the ARSETROloh but Mr.XXX is a very rich man he stay in a hut got upstair and downstair one...some more upstair also got TV, Wah! damn rich man this Mr.XXX. So Mr.XXX tell the ARSETROMAN he also want to see the ARSETRO upstairs but MR.XXX is also very kiamsap dunwan buy another ARSETRO so the ARSETROMAN ask him buy something to fix to the ARSETRO so can see upstair, Mr.XXX also buyloh.Mr.XXX now very happy bcos upstair downstair also can see ARSETRO,but MR.XXX is also very clever one...he think for a while "hhmmph, if now I can see upstairs downstairs but only one remote control very susahah, everytime want to change channel have to run upstair and downstair" then one idea come to him, he ask the ARSETROMAN if he got sell extra remote so he no need run upstair downstair to change channel, Wah! MR.XXX not only rich but also so clever one. The ARSETROMAN say "This is your luckyday I so happen today brought 1 extra remote, I can sell to you. So ARSETROMAN went to take the remote from his battered van outside MR.XXX gate, but after test the remote not working then he go back to his van take another one. Mr.XXX was taken aback bcos this ARSETROMAN also can do Magic, just now he say he got only extra one remote but know he can make appear another one, Mr.XXX was very impressed. Being a very richman Mr.XXX bought the remote bcos he dunwan run upstair downstair. The ARSETROMAN charge Mr.XXX RM80 for the remote control.Mr.XXX was very happy. Then oneday Mr.XXX see the ARSETROGUIDE, in there it say the remote selling by ARSETRO is only RM55. Mr.XXX very angry bcos he buy the remote for RM80, eventhough Mr.XXX very rich he dont like people cheat him one.So he call the ARSETRO and ask why he was charged RM80 for the remote when its supposed to be RM55, The ARSETROPEOPLE tell Mr.XXX they will get back to him. 5 days later still the ARSETROPEOPLE never call Mr.XXX, so he call again and again they say they will call him back. While Mr.XXX was having dinner in a very fancy and expensive reastaurant called KAYU, he received a call it was the ARSETROPEOPLE, he was very happy but then suddenly Mr.XXX choked and his face turned pale he was laughing and crying at the same time, Mrs.XXX then grabbed the phone and ask the person on the line what did she just say to her husband (Mr.XXX so rich sure must got wifelah) that made him like dat....."Maam I m the ARSETROPEOPLE, I just told your Husband the reason why he paid RM25 more for the extra remote, it was for DELIVERY CHARGES bcos the installer had to walk to his van outside your gate to take the remote and bring it into ur house". Mrs.XXX then told the ARSETROPEOPLE to go to hell and slammed down the phone. 2 days later the ARSETROPEOPLE call Mr.XXX again this time they say" As a valued customer we are willing to offer you a solution to your problemsince you are not happy paying RM80 for the remote which is suppose cost RM55.and you are not willing to pay the RM25 for delivery charges, We are sending our installer back to your house and collect back the remote, the installer will then return your RM80 but if you still need the remote so that you no need to run upstair downstair to change the channel pls go buy the remote at our authorised center. TQ"..........Mr.XXX fainted and never woke up, instead of buying time he actually bought his own time. ARSETRO.......TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. ~THE END~ No life was lost in the making of this story but it is a true story...except the part where I died and also abt being very rich..hehhe
 
that one for normal ARSETRO...ARSETROMAX remote no have the cetak rompak version yet.
 
Sounds about right for them, I send my arsetromax back as sofware total rubbish, got fed up waiting ten minutes for the box to change channel. Then lock up alot, worse than windows.
 
soli just read this stoli now....

HA HA HA....Mr XXX great stoli teller as always!
 
aiya..puchong sell Assrtro remote control for rm10 nia....Sunny AA batts included sumore. If kaput, I throw at stray dog then buy new wan.
 
Zoggee;204195 said:
aiya..puchong sell Assrtro remote control for rm10 nia....Sunny AA batts included sumore. If kaput, I throw at stray dog then buy new wan.

but he wants remote for ArsetroMax mah.. not normal remote... Puchong version not out yet, I think... unless they have started selling...
 
fabianyee;204202 said:
but he wants remote for ArsetroMax mah.. not normal remote... Puchong version not out yet, I think... unless they have started selling...

soon will got wan....:):D then can throw at stray dogs again lor.:D
 
Zoggee;204210 said:
soon will got wan....:):D then can throw at stray dogs again lor.:D

Got a lot of stray dogs in your area meh? Thot they would have ended up as food. Oh, forgot, your are a porkster.

By the way, zoggee, where got good "chee chap chuk" in KL? So far the best I tasted was in Ipoh, some more got more spare parts than the chuk.:D
 
Classic dilbert scenario....

Arsetro ppl willing to use up resources to send a van all the way to your house to pick up de remote control and refund RM80 rather than return your RM25 (electronically thru rebate from next bill - which cost next to nothing).

So, assuming the cost of the fella walking back to his van and to your house is RM25, and assuming the nearest astro van is 50x the distance of your house driveway, the cost of sending the fella to pick up de remote control is about RM1250.

So, Arsetro willing to spend RM1250 to save RM25, rather than earn whatever margin they get from selling de remote control.

Wah... Ananda so rich oso dun have to spend liddat mah....
 
flash;204229 said:
Got a lot of stray dogs in your area meh? Thot they would have ended up as food. Oh, forgot, your are a porkster.

By the way, zoggee, where got good "chee chap chuk" in KL? So far the best I tasted was in Ipoh, some more got more spare parts than the chuk.:D

so far..the best chee chap chuk is at Nibong Tebal.

back to topic...

XXX, pls ask Mr.XXX to go fa.rk the astero kow kow.
 
flash;204229 said:
Got a lot of stray dogs in your area meh? Thot they would have ended up as food. Oh, forgot, your are a porkster.

By the way, zoggee, where got good "chee chap chuk" in KL? So far the best I tasted was in Ipoh, some more got more spare parts than the chuk.:D

there is one at jalan pasar beside RHB bank. opens only in the evening. not as good as the northern variety but i think is good enuf for your pork fix.


solli xxx for hijacking your thread. your asstero case ah, ask the fella to come and walk to your house from his van to refund you the RM80. then YOU walk to the van and buy it from him @ 55 bux kautim?
 
KelvinP,

You haven;'t heard Mr.XXX encounter with Oriental Squirting Abalone yet. haha..

Ask XXX to tell Mr.XXX experience la.
 
but in the first place camr. xxx suppose not to have two places that can control by remote without taking another decoder rite ?
 
dumeort;204671 said:
but in the first place camr. xxx suppose not to have two places that can control by remote without taking another decoder rite ?

Are trying to say that without an additional decoder one cannot watch astro upstairs when the decoder is downstairs? you can but need to purchase a RF modulator (only for Astromax since it does not have an RF out) and a remote extender(so that you can use the remote control to change channels eventhough ur upstairs and the decoder is downstairs, thats why the need for an extra remote) but this way upstairs watches the same channel as what is being watched downstairs and vice versa.

When you have 2 decoders, one upstairs and one downstairs you can watch different channels but that one you pay extra subscriptionlah. That means to say
upstairs can be watching HBO and downstairs ESPN.
 
i thought when u get 2nd decoder, the subscription for it much cheaper? no?
 
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