Want to buy E39, any advice?

[initialM]

Bro...your honesty is admirable. However I would advise not to sleep with bapok. Tq

I tot you sleep wt bapok in Siam???

 

[initialM]

BMW sucks. lots problem, byk makan wang, cannot drive slow get lots saman.

 

[haywire]

If BMW is not designed for speed, what is la? Gotta buy fellali only can speed above 110 ah?

 

[tweiboon]

Brader,

I attended a so called BMW AGM last saturday, was so pissed off, return home, suffered a heart attack, admitted to SJMC in the same evening, did a balloon and was discharged on Tuesday. Today, someone wrote that BMW was not designed for speed, I think I am going to suffer a 2nd heart attack again. May I also inform you that accidents happens become of lane hotggers, incompetence drivers, failure of car parts and slippery road conditions. I guess the highest rate of accident happens, not on a normal day but on days the the govt impose 110kph, don't believe me? Check the number of accidents during the festive seasons where everyone is driving approximate 110kph, compare the rate of accident to a normal day and you will get a statistic.

BMW sure was not designed for speed lah ................If BMW designed for speed then u da bao liao loh........
BMW is a brand and the fullname is Bayerische Motoren Werke AG.
BMW this company was designed the car for speed if the car is supercar or Z series. This kind of class or series cars really designed for speed.
This is the BMW supercar --> http://www.bmwblog.com/2010/05/17/editorial-what-is-a-bmw-supercar/

My Statement is "Yes...... BMW luxury car is not designed for speed. e39 cost that much also not because it could runs faster. If owning a BMW car just for meaning to drive faster on the road, then what can i say is --> no wonder so many accidents on Malaysia road...............hahahahha"
Luxury car first place is for luxury not for speed lah.......... Can understand ah ????

 

[tweiboon]

If BMW is not designed for speed, what is la? Gotta buy fellali only can speed above 110 ah?

Walau !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like that Proton Perdana really designed for speed already ....................somemore Perdana can runs very fast !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahah

 

[haywire]

BMW sure was not designed for speed lah ................If BMW designed for speed then u da bao liao loh........
BMW is a brand and the fullname is Bayerische Motoren Werke AG.
BMW this company was designed the car for speed if the car is supercar or Z series. This kind of class or series cars really designed for speed.
This is the BMW supercar --> http://www.bmwblog.com/2010/05/17/editorial-what-is-a-bmw-supercar/

My Statement is "Yes...... BMW luxury car is not designed for speed. e39 cost that much also not because it could runs faster. If owning a BMW car just for meaning to drive faster on the road, then what can i say is --> no wonder so many accidents on Malaysia road...............hahahahha"
Luxury car first place is for luxury not for speed lah.......... Can understand ah ????

No offence bro, I've been meaning to say this for a long time, been holding it back but your writings are sometimes really hard to understand...have to read a few times to get what you mean..

Today I only know BMW is Bayerische Motoren Werke AG..I always thought BMW is Bring More Women...thank you for letting us know..I'm sure many of us here dont know that.

 

[tweiboon]

No offence bro, I've been meaning to say this for a long time, been holding it back but your writings are sometimes really hard to understand...have to read a few times to get what you mean..

Today I only know BMW is Bayerische Motoren Werke AG..I always thought BMW is Bring More Women...thank you for letting us know..I'm sure many of us here dont know that.

BMW = Bring More Women really a good statement. And it really can Bring More Women if you have BMW car .............hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Eggie86]

I think, Haywire would love to meet you for TT la bro...

PS: Just noticed, post number 2,888 already. Banyak ong. Maybe time to buy 4D. :biggrin:

 

[initialM]

I think, Haywire would love to meet you for TT la bro...

PS: Just noticed, post number 2,888 already. Banyak ong. Maybe time to buy 4D. :biggrin:

Pigi beli la dei. Then can buy 530i mspok

 

[moots]

BMW really saks

 

[t2ribena]

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BMW sure was not designed for speed lah ................If BMW designed for speed then u da bao liao loh........
BMW is a brand and the fullname is Bayerische Motoren Werke AG.
BMW this company was designed the car for speed if the car is supercar or Z series. This kind of class or series cars really designed for speed.
This is the BMW supercar --> http://www.bmwblog.com/2010/05/17/editorial-what-is-a-bmw-supercar/

My Statement is "Yes...... BMW luxury car is not designed for speed. e39 cost that much also not because it could runs faster. If owning a BMW car just for meaning to drive faster on the road, then what can i say is --> no wonder so many accidents on Malaysia road...............hahahahha"
Luxury car first place is for luxury not for speed lah.......... Can understand ah ????

 

[Eggie86]

Pigi beli la dei. Then can buy 530i mspok

Kekeke... Beli original Alpina E32... :biggrin:

 

[initialM]

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Betol la lu jangan ketawa. lu bawa itu 518 pelan pelan. My BMW kena overtake by saga blm mspok at 160kmh. I give away coz proton is powderful.

 

[t2ribena]

mesti la gelak....kelakar siut...

Itu saga memang design untuk laju...i also give way...coz my 518 not designed to speed...only to show off drive slow slow...luxury car ma....

hahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Betol la lu jangan ketawa. lu bawa itu 518 pelan pelan. My BMW kena overtake by saga blm mspok at 160kmh. I give away coz proton is powderful.

 

[tweiboon]

mesti la gelak....kelakar siut...

Itu saga memang design untuk laju...i also give way...coz my 518 not designed to speed...only to show off drive slow slow...luxury car ma....

hahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha

e39 2500cc want to chase Perdana is very hard also, if really want to have the same acceleration like Perdana then you need to drive e39 528 or 530 loh................hahahahahahahaha

Since Proton saga can reached 160km/h and Perdana can over 220km/h, if really want to buy a car for speed then you buy the Proton car is ok already for what need to buy BMW e39 lah ???? hahahahahahahahahhaha

 

[haywire]

Jokes aside, bro tweiboon, why are you so negative towards BMW? Why buy one in the first place if you dont like it and dont enjoy it? Everything also negative, better sell off your E39 and join InitialM to look for cuntchill. Can do 110kmh also.

 

[t2ribena]

buy the BMW E39 for its luxury and to show off la like you said...not for speed...

hahahahahahaha

e39 2500cc want to chase Perdana is very hard also, if really want to have the same acceleration like Perdana then you need to drive e39 528 or 530 loh................hahahahahahahaha

Since Proton saga can reached 160km/h and Perdana can over 220km/h, if really want to buy a car for speed then you buy the Proton car is ok already for what need to buy BMW e39 lah ???? hahahahahahahahahhaha

 

[seewai]

If I may conclude, "Want to buy E39, any advice?"

1. if you want E39 for speed, better buy Saga if your speed is 160km/h, Perdana if >220km/h
2. if you want E39 for torque, need 528/530 only can match Perdana
3. if you want E39 for show off, get a 518 will do.
4. if you want E39 to fetch chicks, go get one today, coz Bring More Women
5. if you want E39 for its luxury, go get one today, coz Banyak Makan Wang
6. if you just need to drive 110km/h, be cuntchilled.
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[haywire]

If I may conclude, "Want to buy E39, any advice?"

1. if you want E39 for speed, better buy Saga if your speed is 160km/h, Perdana if >220km/h
2. if you want E39 for torque, need 528/530 only can match Perdana
3. if you want E39 for show off, get a 518 will do.
4. if you want E39 to fetch chicks, go get one today, coz Bring More Women
5. if you want E39 for its luxury, go get one today, coz Banyak Makan Wang
6. if you just need to drive 110km/h, be cuntchilled.
7.Coconut oil is very good for the E39 for any application

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[tweiboon]

If I may conclude, "Want to buy E39, any advice?"

1. if you want E39 for speed, better buy Saga if your speed is 160km/h, Perdana if >220km/h
2. if you want E39 for torque, need 528/530 only can match Perdana
3. if you want E39 for show off, get a 518 will do.
4. if you want E39 to fetch chicks, go get one today, coz Bring More Women
5. if you want E39 for its luxury, go get one today, coz Banyak Makan Wang
6. if you just need to drive 110km/h, be cuntchilled.
7.Coconut oil is very good for the E39 for any application

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wah.............very good summary hahahhahhaahhaah.................
Is really true.