Ah Beng Malaysian Style

[David Yong]

Just for laugh:Ah Beng bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.Friend: Really, what is he studying.Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"Wife: How do you know??Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house."Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news..."Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erasesthe board.Once A Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it wouldbe hot.Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up andSays "Hello, how did you know I was here?"Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cupAh Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tenseAh Beng: The future tense is "u will go to jail"Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"Servant: "It's already raining."Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and notin the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

 

[BlackCat]

Lol Lol Lol...

 

[mafia]

muahahahahaha... good one la

 

[Bix]

Beautiful! Excellent! lol...

 

[goggomobil]

Thanks I think I just poo poo in my pants laughing.

 

[gracetcp]

LOL! Good one David

 

[redbaron]

Is this ori or cut and paste David ccccaaaaabbbbuuuuttttzzzzzz.

 

[sithwarrior]

Is this ori or cut and paste David ccccaaaaabbbbuuuuttttzzzzzz.

Dont lah like dat,he spreading some laughter only mah....:top:

Good one DY...

 

[David Yong]

Is this ori or cut and paste David ccccaaaaabbbbuuuuttttzzzzzz.

Of course it is cut & paste la bro. I got it from friend and have a good laugh and then just sharing with all here :wink:

 

[maxkpp]

keh! keh! keh!:burnout:

 

[MSport]

Wah.... i laugh so loud until my gigi nearly fell out.

 

[redbaron]

You the man la David.

 

[sithwarrior]

OK OK my turn now...got this email some time back. Damn funny :top:

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...
Dum Gai

Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.'

To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shoveling.'
And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.'

He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile.'

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'

The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.'

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.'

The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin' him either.'

The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy ...Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells...

'SUPPLIES!!'

 

[David Yong]

Well, it is good to have something funny to read that can spice up our life

Have a good laugh....

 

[rahizwan]

Good one David...hahahahahahhaa!!!!

 

[funfer_fahrer]

I am not trying to convert myself into an Ah Beng but does anyone knows any accessories shop that can turn my low beam headlights into alternating flashing HID left-right-left-right just like "Barricade" style in the movie Transformers? I think this is cool. I know that this conversion has a thin line between very cool and very Ah Beng. But, I'll try to stay on the cool side.

 

[climenta]

Of course it is cut & paste la bro. I got it from friend and have a good laugh and then just sharing with all here :wink:

dy, remember to quote your friend la, kalau tarak jadi plagiarism wei... Well, at least you admit that it's from a friend and you're sharing with all, unlike some posts la:thefinger:

Good stuff, let's keep it going:top: