A Man's Guide to the BMW: The Better Maintained Woman

[Apiz]

GUYS! You all know how to care for your car, but where would you be without the instruction manual? Your instruction manual tells you the required maintenance schedule, what extra features are available that you wouldn�t otherwise be aware of, and how to quickly troubleshoot problems that may arise out of nowhere. So, when the engine whines or makes a noise you�ve never heard before � you immediately refer to the instruction manual, right?If it works for your car, stereo, and your alarm clock, what wouldn�t it work for maintaining a better ride between you and your Lady? Finally guys, here it is � an instruction manual on what makes women tick! Learn how to keep small issues from becoming high maintenance problems � not to mention how your significant other may handle in inclement conditions and on the unsteady terrain the two of you are bound to encounter down the road.LADIES! Haven�t you always wanted to give the man in your life an instruction manual on how to care for you and how to create a healthy, loving relationship? Here�s your chance to impart tips and practices for the care and maintenance of your luxury vehicle such as: "Fueling � what you have to add to make her go � In choosing the right fuel for your vehicle always remember that premium FUEL � Friendship, Understanding, Encouragement, and Love will insure a happy BMW (Better Maintained Woman)� Of course however, the FUEL with the highest octane is GAS � Gifts, Anniversaries, and Spending money."With the humorous, tongue-in-cheek guide, authors DuBois and Levy give sound advice, tips, and instruction on how to ensure that the Lady in your life stays in the "Better Maintained Woman" category � and after reading "A Man�s Guide to the BMW" you�re sure to be of the opinion that every human being � male and female � should come with an instruction manual.

 

[JFT63]

I thought we only need Bentley Manual lor...lol

 

[mizhan]

i received both my E30 and my E34 without instruction manuals. i must say they didn't turn out so bad after a few years :tongue:

 

[BlackCat]

I guess I would need one!

I am running short of gf candidates in my little black book...

 

[infinityKL]

male, female instruction manual = kamasutra

have a nice day

 

[Anthony5785]

GUYS! You all know how to care for your car, but where would you be without the instruction manual? Your instruction manual tells you the required maintenance schedule, what extra features are available that you wouldn�t otherwise be aware of, and how to quickly troubleshoot problems that may arise out of nowhere. So, when the engine whines or makes a noise you�ve never heard before � you immediately refer to the instruction manual, right?
If it works for your car, stereo, and your alarm clock, what wouldn�t it work for maintaining a better ride between you and your Lady? Finally guys, here it is � an instruction manual on what makes women tick! Learn how to keep small issues from becoming high maintenance problems � not to mention how your significant other may handle in inclement conditions and on the unsteady terrain the two of you are bound to encounter down the road.

LADIES! Haven�t you always wanted to give the man in your life an instruction manual on how to care for you and how to create a healthy, loving relationship? Here�s your chance to impart tips and practices for the care and maintenance of your luxury vehicle such as: "Fueling � what you have to add to make her go � In choosing the right fuel for your vehicle always remember that premium FUEL � Friendship, Understanding, Encouragement, and Love will insure a happy BMW (Better Maintained Woman)� Of course however, the FUEL with the highest octane is GAS � Gifts, Anniversaries, and Spending money."

With the humorous, tongue-in-cheek guide, authors DuBois and Levy give sound advice, tips, and instruction on how to ensure that the Lady in your life stays in the "Better Maintained Woman" category � and after reading "A Man�s Guide to the BMW" you�re sure to be of the opinion that every human being � male and female � should come with an instruction manual.

Bro,

In my personnel opinion, BMW is much easy to maintain the women...why? at least when the car got problem, it will make noise, light and etc to indicate or tell u they are having problem. Sent the car to workshop and settle by payment.

Women - Vice versa....silent killer, got problem they keep quite or u have to guess what problem if u fail....$$ cannot solve or torture on ur ear...bla bla bla bla bla X 1000.

 

[JFT63]

Bro,

In my personnel opinion, BMW is much easy to maintain the women...why? at least when the car got problem, it will make noise, light and etc to indicate or tell u they are having problem. Sent the car to workshop and settle by payment.

Women - Vice versa....silent killer, got problem they keep quite or u have to guess what problem if u fail....$$ cannot solve or torture on ur ear...bla bla bla bla bla X 1000.

Bro, just plug in yr 'diagnostic tool' n you will be able to identify the fault code...:65::65::65:

 

[Apiz]

Bro,

In my personnel opinion, BMW is much easy to maintain the women...why? at least when the car got problem, it will make noise, light and etc to indicate or tell u they are having problem. Sent the car to workshop and settle by payment.

Women - Vice versa....silent killer, got problem they keep quite or u have to guess what problem if u fail....$$ cannot solve or torture on ur ear...bla bla bla bla bla X 1000.

Diagnostic tool hahahahahahahaa

 

[Apiz]

Bro,

In my personnel opinion, BMW is much easy to maintain the women...why? at least when the car got problem, it will make noise, light and etc to indicate or tell u they are having problem. Sent the car to workshop and settle by payment.

Women - Vice versa....silent killer, got problem they keep quite or u have to guess what problem if u fail....$$ cannot solve or torture on ur ear...bla bla bla bla bla X 1000.

aiyaaa PMS laaaa

 

[infinityKL]

Bro, just plug in yr 'diagnostic tool' n you will be able to identify the fault code...:65::65::65:

:thrasher: :24:

 

[gregcwho]

Bro, just plug in yr 'diagnostic tool' n you will be able to identify the fault code...:65::65::65:

If you can plug in your diagnostic tool by that time...muahahahahaha :24:

Cheers