Attention!! Must Read!!!

[JOKER]

THE BMW car is very high tech vehicle. the car system is just like a JET FIGHTER, JUMBO JET or MISSILE. the electrical and electronic component was a computer system to calculatethe vehicle just like CRUISE MISSILE firing from battleship to HIT SADDAM army in IRAQ... by complex computer calculation, The iraqi had used somekind of electronic jammer (probadly purchase from china) to jam the missile computer.... and communication...,WARNING.. these equipment also work on BMW car... I AM NOT KNOW MAYBE SADDAM MEN OR TERRORIST MAN WAS HERE??? IF SOME-ONE OWN THE EQUIPMENT AND POINTED AT YOUR CAR,IT WILL CAUSING FALSE DTC ERROR AND STOP YOUR CAR HALF-WAY...OR MAKE THE CAR CANNOT BE START.....

 

[astroboy]

Nevermind, get a firmware update.. No BMW on the streets of Iraq meh?

 

[JOKER]

Warning!, achtung!

One of the device was RADIOACTIVE device which is
will contribute fatallity effect on human HEALTH, probadly just a simple engineering inspection tools being missused, modified to fit on vehicle or handheld. The user also
to be consider KAMIKAZE or TERRORIST BOMBER MAN, unfear to the HAZARD material.

That maybe the GERMAN people had occupy the AGH... and had contribute serious Hate
to thier people and thier product. That unknow organization is believe to be serious WANTED personnal or being hire by terrorist organization/or EVIL goverment
with cash to do that??, They may be built up of multiple race..?
i am not quite clear about it.

Every user should had personnel Radioactive detector or anything else that can protect,

REPORT TO INTERNATIONAL SECURITY FORCE if sign of radioactive exposure...

usually only radioactive/microwave will effect on the electronic system

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

 

[leforte]

JOKER ! what talking you???:stupid:

 

[JOKER]

go back to study more to understand it,
you will not understand it if you is not from
science/engineering background

 

[JOKER]

Go back to study more to understand it,
you will not understand it if you is not from
science/engineering background

 

[JOKER]

Go back to study more to understand it,
you will not understand it if you is not from
science/engineering background

 

[genius328i]

how about you give a lesson in here

 

[jagmalhi]

what utter rubbish

 

[cadmus]

go easy on the grass bro

 

[zzzaaron]

Must tell our Pm about this! Why spent million million for those submarine just buy BMW lagi canggihhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zzzaaron]

Don't buy marsili e200 buy BMW WAhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

 

[izam171]

hehehe...thats cute

 

[JOKER]

God damn


My first experiance being blasted in very close range,...
That sucker (4wd) drive close at my back, drive the car left to right to left, not overtaking me, daylight, bright yellow light in the right foglight,
The device may be deing modified to fit in vehicle head light or fog light...??
not really clear on it, that light was similar to the X-ray machine in hospital,
i still remember the radioactive colour when i was performming X-ray in hospital, it was bright yellow light, that same light in the Hospital X-ray machine, emit GAMMA-ray which penetrate entire vehicle and the driver...

after exposed, the eye was hard to focus for short period, bone had slight pain in very short term, i stop my car to take my lunch.... came back and the car cannot start??, reset with my laptop..., the car can start but the A/C module fail to activate the A/C compressor clutch..???, airbag indicator appear in the ins?, i reset several time with Laptop (OBD2 diags), every thing back to normal???, but came back again when park at certain places.??:stupid:

i went to nuclear agentcy and request to take radio servey on my car...
resulted was quiete weak because it was 3-5 days ago., still got reading,

rear = 0.145 microSV/hour, side = 0.113 microSV/hour
ground = 0.088 microSV/hour, interrior = 0.113 microSV/hour

i forgot it was microSV or nanoSV or miliSV ?

the rear had some slight higher....

That was serious RADIOACTIVE CRIMe
will lead to UN & US goverment to W!R :stupid:

 

[James Chun]

Are You Ok??

 

[JOKER]

Shit la.., okay, not know if got cancer?

 

[JOKER]

Shit la.., okay, i not know if got cancer?

 

[mummygohan]

i think you have brain cancer:smokin:

 

[ramsing]

joker...can i have some of what u're smoking? its some gooooooodddd shhhheeeeetttttt i think.....

 

[crusher]

He reset his car with his laptop? What software he's got in there, I want too