"2 death do us part"

[sanjay nv]

Subject: Marriage After 25 years of marriage, I took a good look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old amoi. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and Plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old ahso, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,and sleeping on a sofa bed. Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis....* see guys,how can we go on in life without our female mates

 

[sithwarrior]

wah 1st posting dah jadi joker.. Good one mate... Join us at the Sanctuary on friday bro... come meet the gang

 

[sanjay nv]

THANX 4d' invite'mate.is it all the pokok besar punya gathering?just jokin,mate. my only concern-what bout d'parkin,me ride's very low,so basement 2down under for her.so,how?

 

[sithwarrior]

THANX 4d' invite'mate.is it all the pokok besar punya gathering?just jokin,mate. my only concern-what bout d'parkin,me ride's very low,so basement 2down under for her.so,how?

It isnt that bad lah.. mine also low, but carefully take it and you will pass

 

[sanjay nv]

mate,u've got 2c mine.no worries will try 2makeit.luv2 c u mates.

 

[wglee]

Hypothetical question: Which would you prefer - a drop dead gorgeous/SYT spouse/partner or a nice new BMW? Cannot have both.

 

[sanjay nv]

well mate,i know ur a fool, if one does not pick -'a drop dead gorgeous' or 'a nice new BMW' but someone whose seen enough, i say partner,mate.

shit,i wish u would've said, go ahead,mate: pick another one.

no harm dreamin,miracle do happen,right.
look homer simpson[george bush] can still be a president.

 

[wglee]

Excuse me, I would appreciate your clarification of your statement "i know ur a fool".

 

[sithwarrior]

I would say a drop dead gorgeous PYT... and make sure she stays that way for a while..... hehehehe... Bimmer can work hard for it...

 

[goggomobil]

If your wife really 50 year old then you and I in the same age ballpark.

If you are showing up at tt then maybe I come also, up to now dare not because don't want to be the only Ah Peh there.

goggo

 

[rifhamdi]

Subject: Marriage

After 25 years of marriage, I took a good look at my wife one day
and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got
to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old amoi.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and Plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are
not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old ahso, and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,and sleeping on a
sofa bed.

Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your
mid-life crisis....*


see guys,how can we go on in life without our female mates

you forgot with the accumulated 'hutang' all the years, bro! ... as my wife were to put it, be it in the form of loans or credit card.

good one, sanjay!

cheers

 

[sanjay nv]

wglee mate,
sorry mate the 'ur a fool' is only refer to someone being me [the one],hope i did'nt offend u

 

[wglee]

wglee mate,
sorry mate the 'ur a fool' is only refer to someone being me [the one],hope i did'nt offend u

No prob. Explanation accepted. Not sure what you meant, that's why I asked first.

 

[sanjay nv]

goggo,
no ones a Ah Peh,most of good and dear friends are way pass 50,and young at heart, so please don't sweat it.and my friend i'm 40;so,let me know ya,if ur goin 2 the TT i'll be there to.

 

[BMdoubleU]

goggo,
no ones a Ah Peh,most of good and dear friends are way pass 50,and young at heart, so please don't sweat it.and my friend i'm 40;so,let me know ya,if ur goin 2 the TT i'll be there to.

Whaaaa...you got married at 15 aaa? Very Kheng!

 

[dumeort]

Hypothetical question: Which would you prefer - a drop dead gorgeous/SYT spouse/partner or a nice new BMW? Cannot have both.

I will have a nice new BMW M5 first. Then I will have no time.

Because there is line up of drop dead gorgeous chicks waiting for me.

 

[ah lian]

I will have a nice new BMW M5 first. Then I will have no time.
Because there is line up of drop dead gorgeous chicks waiting for me.

you are such a hopeful young man. goodluck with your chicken farm.

 

[dumeort]

I had a dream last night. I'm gonna take back my words and go for drop dead gorgeous spouse first.

 

[sanjay nv]

good 4u mate,excellent choice.

 

[selvahraje46]

My wife to be sent this to me today.Rather then opening a new thread, i thought of hijacking Sanjay NV thread..thanks mate...

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