What BMW does to your friends..

[jarance]

my only question:

where do you get all these girls???

care to share??

bro, clarify a bit!

which one?
care to share the girls or care to share how to get the girls? :listen:

 

[QD250]

both also can....

 

[Eggie86]

Masch will probably say, try driving topless.

 

[dzuljazz2001]

bro, clarify a bit!

which one?
care to share the girls or care to share how to get the girls? :listen:

These are my real experience.

Story 1. I was driving a girl to work without the top on. We drove for like 20 minutes at speed and when we reached her office to drop her off, I looked at her and her hair was messed up. I knew that she must have spent a lot of time to work on her hair that morning, so I said I'm truly sorry your hair is messed up. She smiled, "Oh that's alright! This is BMW hair =)".........

:listen:...for me...the girl without ther "top on" will do.. ....:biggrin::vroam:......

 

[jarance]

story

Friend says "How come your 325 have a average of FC of 10.4 L/100km? Mine is doing 14.6 L/100km!" and he driving a E90 320i. I dont drive fast mah..

 

[ICEMAN 68]

macsh ...bring along the girls to TT and drives ..if not enough space i'm sure there are lotsa space around ....

 

[buzzlie]

some people at work thinks my 21 yr old E34 costs more than their new vios dugong..

Vios Dugong??!! Waa thats new to me .... hahahahaaaaa.

But dont pray pray wooo ... this is the car that u currently u can see speeding like crazy on the highways.

 

[aidilj]

Vios Dugong??!! Waa thats new to me .... hahahahaaaaa.

But dont pray pray wooo ... this is the car that u currently u can see speeding like crazy on the highways.

can't help it, but i found this picture

 

[John_Smith]

Story 1."Hah! your front brake pads only cost RM 105 / pair? Mine cost RM450 / pair" - a colleague who drives a Honda City.

Story 2. "your RM 1.6k road tax can pay for my Grand Vitara's road tax for 4 years"

I still love my E36 328 nevertheless...

 

[attenbrough]

Mine was slightly different.. I got lifestyle change in terms of treatment.....In june I got my E60 as my own B'day pressie for myself after working so bloody hard with blood and sweat but the out come of me getting that sweet ride was:-

*Drums rolll!!!!***

1. "you are now the owner of e60, you should be able to spot the whole village for dinner!!" (WTF!!!)

2. Priority parking everywhere.... even cops go to coffe shops to find the owner before they give up and issue me a saman....

3. Crowded places don't seem crowded anymore... easy parking access... hehe....

4. Ppl tell me we get to fish many chickadies.... My question is...Many? Where the hell they come from? I wanna know so I can go fetch them......

Thanks though bro for this thread... really nice one....

 

[masCh]

Hahaha.. fkers lah you all.. I'm sure you guys meet more girls than me!

Also, another story.. that I remembered because it happened again today - I used to frequent this ubi goreng/pisang goreng stall.. and I have known the makcik for like years.. but she doesn't seem to remember me. When I used to visit her with my old car.. I get about 10 pisang goreng for RM2. But if I arrive in my BMW.. I get only 4!

Another one.. a proton Persona driver got into an accident with an old BMW and she was really mad. Then she didn't want to claim insurance from the BMW (which she had the right to because the BMW was at fault). She said "insurance so lambat claim one". Anyway, apparently she went to do it herself at her mechanic (just her rear bumper fell down and she wanted a new one) and wanted to claim cash from the driver of the BMW.. it costed her RM1,000. I said that's ridiculous, even my newer but still 12 year old BMW would cost RM600 tops to do a rear bumper replacement. And she kept giving excuses that her engine sound differently now.. Grrr. But my friend paid her off anyway.

Story 3. I wear a fake watch. Everybody thinks its real and thinks I'm kidding. I tell them this because sometimes they kept insisting I have lots of money. They think i'm joking about the watch because I am driving a BMW.

 

[laneza]

i had a same experience too

 

[mikeyC]

Here is my story, sounds like fiction but it's true; took 4 girls out on my brand new e90 on a Sunday night, driving down Jalan Bukit Bintang after a function at JW.

Because of our UDM's distinctive smell, Girl no.1 says "This is must the smell of a new car" Then Girl no.2 who own an X5 explained "Every BMW has this special distinctive smell" Girl no.3 rebutted that "Merc also smells the same" And Girl no.2 keep on telling it's the BMW's smell...what happened for the next 30 minutes is the only thing in the world man doesn't want to be in...4 girls arguing :motz: in the tiny space of your car. So I just kept quiet and keep on driving.

So lesson learned; 1 girl is Good, 2 girls is Fantastic, 3 girls is Out of Control, 4 girls is Chaos!!!

 

[irwaniz8816]

Here is my story, sounds like fiction but it's true; took 4 girls out on my brand new e90 on a Sunday night, driving down Jalan Bukit Bintang after a function at JW.

Because of our UDM's distinctive smell, Girl no.1 says "This is must the smell of a new car" Then Girl no.2 who own an X5 explained "Every BMW has this special distinctive smell" Girl no.3 rebutted that "Merc also smells the same" And Girl no.2 keep on telling it's the BMW's smell...what happened for the next 30 minutes is the only thing in the world man doesn't want to be in...4 girls arguing :motz: in the tiny space of your car. So I just kept quiet and keep on driving.

So lesson learned; 1 girl is Good, 2 girls is Fantastic, 3 girls is Out of Control, 4 girls is Chaos!!!

hahaha mikey if u ever need help to reduce the gals in ur car...I can always help hehehehe so it wont be too chaotic...

 

[e46_UDM]

Story 3. I wear a fake watch. Everybody thinks its real and thinks I'm kidding. I tell them this because sometimes they kept insisting I have lots of money. They think i'm joking about the watch because I am driving a BMW.

I had the same experience too.... my fake tag heuer only cost me RM50 at petaling street but my colleagues still insist that it is real. :top:

 

[e46_UDM]

Here is my story, sounds like fiction but it's true; took 4 girls out on my brand new e90 on a Sunday night, driving down Jalan Bukit Bintang after a function at JW.

Because of our UDM's distinctive smell, Girl no.1 says "This is must the smell of a new car" Then Girl no.2 who own an X5 explained "Every BMW has this special distinctive smell" Girl no.3 rebutted that "Merc also smells the same" And Girl no.2 keep on telling it's the BMW's smell...what happened for the next 30 minutes is the only thing in the world man doesn't want to be in...4 girls arguing :motz: in the tiny space of your car. So I just kept quiet and keep on driving.

So lesson learned; 1 girl is Good, 2 girls is Fantastic, 3 girls is Out of Control, 4 girls is Chaos!!!

my dad laways reminded me this century old mathematical equation: 3 women = 1 pasar.

 

[masCh]

masCh, nice stories, make me regret getting a sedan should go for cabrio instead and go topless!

Drove some other engineers/officemate the other day and one said "I think we're paying aidil too much"

Aidil, you're already handsome, if you get a cabrio then the rest of us will have no girls in our cars..

 

[aidilj]

Aidil, you're already handsome, if you get a cabrio then the rest of us will have no girls in our cars..

Rudy, I don't know what to say to this

But we all agree you should share the source for cheekas. Got looks but no source, no use..

 

[ICEMAN 68]

masCH ...joining us for temerloh drive ?? bring along some girls this time around ...

 

[masCh]

I am thinking of joining. I don't know if I should bring more than 1.. they're not supposed to meet each other or worse, talk to each other! LOL