My car had multiple orgasms

[Stud_Daddy]

So I washed my car a couple of days ago.....and when I took it out for a ride, the car seemed to "hiccup" whenever i came to a standstill or braked........it almost feels like another car hit mine slightly from behind.....or under. I'm using hiccups because I can't find any other accurate word to describe the feeling. Jolt, shudder and orgasmic-tension are also fairly accurate descriptions.Apart from the hiccups, everything else was normal. After two days of driving, it went away.Because it happened just after my car wash, it occurred to me that water could have gotten into somewhere important; but I'm not sure. The symptoms are gone but I'd like to know the root cause.Anyone ever experienced this?

 

[aramis]

my previous "potong zakar" had the same problem after going through some water. After a while (probably water has dried up), the orgasm went away.

 

[jsen]

I've experienced too after i smart smart engine wash my car... Probably some water/vapor have gotten into the spark plug area. Took it out for a long drive, and its gone.

Be careful nex time when u engine wash.. especially the engine oil part there, make sure u cover it with clothes before u start sprinkling.

 

[ACS325i]

prob cam shaft or cranck shaft sensor?

 

[absidian]

Just some wet wiring, or wet ECU from a windscreen leak perhaps.

Not crankshaft sensor - this would be difficult to start when engine hot, sluggish (constant not orgasmic) and engine dies fo rno reason while at idle.

Best thing to do is leave the car open to dry in the sun and see what happens before you seek professional help.