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BlackE90

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Just received an email from a female friend as below, any comments from all the sifus in the house?According to reports, roughly 70% of women don’t reach an orgasm during intercourse. Although that figure in itself is shocking, it also makes me wonder about how many women never orgasm at all (i.e., intercourse or not)!A lot of flack falls on men on why women don’t experience an orgasm but truth be told, women have a lot to do about this as well whether they realize it or not.
 
From now on, they should consider visiting only authorised service centres with proper diagnostic tools..
 
Didn't you receive this piece of info when you were 16? You seriously need to take it up with your parents.... :)
 
Its not about the tools... its about TECHNIQUES.. all kinds of tools can be bought from the "hard"ware shops but if wrongly use will worsen the situation.. :eek:
 
astroboy;498923 said:
Its not about the tools... its about TECHNIQUES.. all kinds of tools can be bought from the "hard"ware shops but if wrongly use will worsen the situation.. :eek:

Bwahahaha ... very true also there's more than one way to skin a cat lol :D
 
we should be ashamed of ourselves gravely depriving 7 out of every 10 women you come across. lets realize this injustice and be more humane and less selfish from today onwards.
 
we need some comments on this from the ladies. maybe even a clinic session on how to make the 70% become 0% :D :D
 
OK, I have done 30% of the workload.. so you guys do better with the remaining 70%.
 
Guys, I think my maths still okay to qualify myself for the new post.. Its a number game.. :smokin:

With existing effort, we managed to hit 3/10 with a 7/10 miss.. all we need to do is to put in 2 more times of effort to get,

3/10+3/10+3/10 = 9/10.. Viola! we just achieve 90% "achievements".. :D

They are mostly emotionally sensitive (12/10) but sadly, not "physically" (3/10).. so guys, put in extra effort! They are not easy to please! :D
 
ramsing;499442 said:
we need some comments on this from the ladies. maybe even a clinic session on how to make the 70% become 0% :D :D

Ok Brader Lamsing,

U arranged the all the appointment arr. I will give consultation & demo for free.
1 day per person for better concentration. Only Ah moi arr. As Soh u settle:listen:
 
that's why i tell them i have 12 fingers... and they all want to meet the 11th & 12th..... without fail, it satisfies....
 
QD250;499500 said:
that's why i tell them i have 12 fingers... and they all want to meet the 11th & 12th..... without fail, it satisfies....

That's why we appointed u to become sexytary lar :sleep:
 
Here's the reply from my girl-friend, as follows:

"Hi,

Pay close attention, because what I'm about to share with
you will transform your intimate life FOREVER.

I'm about to share with you 4 SIMPLE steps to give your
wife or girlfriend the ultimate o.rgasm. :)

But you must promise me that you will try them tonight!

The 4 steps are:

- Master the art of foreplay. Get her to the point
in which she is literally begging you to penetrate her. But
don't do it yet. Having sex before reaching that "magic moment"
will decrease your chances of giving her an orgasm substantially.

- Use what I call the "partial penetration technique".
Which means that once she's turned on and begging you for sex,
start penetrating her slowly but just partially, and then stop
for a few seconds. Don't do "complete or full penetration" for
3 to 5 minutes. Just slow and partial... until she begs you even
more...
- Now that she's completely "turned on", encourage her
to "touch herself" while you're penetrating her. Take her hand
and gently take it to her clitoris. Clitoral stimulation while
having sex will boost her chances of reaching one or multiple
orgasms. And now's when you do "complete or full penetration"...
faster... and faster.

- Finally, to take things to the next level, use gentle
"anal stimulation" to increase the intensity of her orgasm even
more.

TRY IT... Trust me... it WORKS".
 
Wei BlackE90,

U no need to work arr? So free can give free sex lesson:love:
 
see....

the moment "a#a# stimulation" is mentioned.... initialM can't resist.....

hahahahah
 
"But you must promise me that you will try them tonight!"

That "tonight" is for u or for the rest of us?! :eek:

Date? Time? Place? haha...

P/S: I'm thinking by now.. the CM be it new or old.. might be receiving complaints about this thread liao.. ! :eek:
 
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