David Yong
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Najib asked the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficientgovernment? Are there any tips you can give to me?"" Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourselfwith intelligent people."Najib frowned, and then asked, " But how do I know the people around meare really intelligent?"The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answeran intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Pleasesend Tony Blair in here, would you?"Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother andfather have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Whois it?"Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me.""Yes! Very good," said the Queen.Najib went back home to ask Mahyudin the samequestion. "answer this for me. Your mother and your father have achild. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?""I'm not sure," said Mahyudin. "Let me get back to you on that one..." Hewent to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him ananswer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Lim Guan Eng's shoes in the next stall. Mahyudin didn't want but asked anyway, "Lim, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"Lim yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"Mahyudin smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Najib."Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It'sLim Guan Eng!"Najib got up, stomped over to Mahyudin, and angrily yelled into his face,"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERALGOVERNMENT IN Putrajaya
