This is my bimmer. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My bimmer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My bimmer, without me, is useless. Without my bimmer, my life is sadness. I must drive my bimmer true. I will...My bimmer and I know that what counts in this drive is not the top speed we achieve, the noise of our exhaust nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the sheer driving pleasure that counts. We will drive...My bimmer is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its speed and its cornering. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my bimmer clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...Before my bimmer, I swear this creed. My bimmer and I are truly one. We are the masters of our our drive. We will drive...Salut