Neighbor's Fat Cat Keeps Jumping on my Car!

[ALBundy]

I know this is one of your NOT to recommendations, but its precisely what my neighbour did. He got pissed not because our cars got scratched but he got cat fleas as well. So he poisoned all of them. Now my area is cat-free.

If the cats belong to your neighbours, talk to them first. ASk them to be responsible for their pets.

 

[Stud_Daddy]

All, many thanks for your suggestions.

Today I came home from work and found out that I have a cat shit problem as well. The damn cat shit (shat?) right at my front door. Almost like he knows I'm out to get him....and he's taunting me. He's got a spy in this forum or what?? Pussy?!!

Is "shat" the past tense of shit?.

My colleague suggested that I clay and wax the car like crazy, like 3 layers so that when the cat jumps he'll slide right off and fall. I don't think it'll work, but it got me thinking for a while.

Does anyone know if I can somehow attach a battery or a power supply to the body of my car and electrocute the cat when he jumps? Is something like that possible?

 

[initialM]

Gosh,

This thread is getting brutal pheewww. cat been poison and electrocute

Stud,

U better be carefull. U just discussed this on forum the cat already shit in front of yr door. According to the dictionary of cat this means WAR
I'm afraid if u killed the cat the spirit will become ghost and haunting you. wakakaaka

 

[absidian]

Hey, someone told me before to just sprinkle pepper all over the car bonnet/boot coz the cats hate it as much as we do *sneeze*

When you drive it'll just blow off anyway, and is cheap.

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[aschmitter]

Alternatively, you can try heading down to pet stores, they have this spray formula that is used to train pets (both cats and dogs) to stay away from a particular area. There are several different types available in the market these days but try to get one with a herbal formula and test it out by spraying on unnoticed painted areas on your vehicle first to see the effects it may have with the paint (I really doubt it would do paint damage though). If all goes well you should have a fat cat free car!

Cheers!

 

[Alan Teh]

All, many thanks for your suggestions.

Today I came home from work and found out that I have a cat shit problem as well. The damn cat shit (shat?) right at my front door. Almost like he knows I'm out to get him....and he's taunting me. He's got a spy in this forum or what?? Pussy?!!

Is "shat" the past tense of shit?.

My colleague suggested that I clay and wax the car like crazy, like 3 layers so that when the cat jumps he'll slide right off and fall. I don't think it'll work, but it got me thinking for a while.

Does anyone know if I can somehow attach a battery or a power supply to the body of my car and electrocute the cat when he jumps? Is something like that possible?

Its dangerous to electrocute the cat when he jumps, u might electrocute urself when u sit on the driver seat than u pass out after u regain concious again u get electrocute again and its repeat over and over again

 

[VNP]

Just get some Vietnamese to live in your neighbourhood and mysteriously all the cats will disappear

 

[rexmail]

good thread man....damn funny lor...sorry stud daddy but you gotta admit, there are some decent suggestions huh....good luck anyway....let us know what eventually works ok....
hey how about getting the cat a mate so they can play play away from your car huh.....heehehe

 

[guru]

hey i feel you man.., i got this neighbor that like to feed to stray cats..but the problem is they don't sleep there instead they come over to my place to cozy up to my car!

my mum told me to try 1) pepper..it works, put around the car..but have to do it regularly as wind and water will move it...2) Clorox works too..but careful not to pour on your own sneakers and chinos..damn!! i was pouring some around the car and the splatter caught my polos..didn't realize till i got to work...malu man..some more have to tell the story

 

[Lee36328]

I've got lots of neighbour's cats that loves to come and shit in one of my flower pots.

Since I am too lazy to do gardening, all my plants are dying, except one, which is blooming like a flower show.

Thankfully, the cats do not like my car bonnet yet. If they do, I will Mequiarise all of them, i.e. make their skin shiny like my car bonnet (de-fur them).

 

[redbaron]

Get the club cat to help you bro he's know as PUSSY

 

[stephen]

Alternatively, you can try heading down to pet stores, they have this spray formula that is used to train pets (both cats and dogs) to stay away from a particular area. There are several different types available in the market these days but try to get one with a herbal formula and test it out by spraying on unnoticed painted areas on your vehicle first to see the effects it may have with the paint (I really doubt it would do paint damage though). If all goes well you should have a fat cat free car!

Cheers!

i tried this product from i bought from Pets Wonderland at GE Mall, Ampang. During the first few days, i sprayed around areas on the floor near the front wheels, and just in front of the front bumper. It seems to work for the 1st week. Had to spray every night because the effect is only for 10 hours. The product smells like any mosquito repellant that you can apply to your skin. Smell of Citronella i believe. Just last nite, the cat problem is back! I can see cat footprints and fur on the bonnet. Once my car wax is like another 2 weeks due for polish, i shall spray directly onto the bonnet before i go to bed.

Before this i tried the moth balls. I was told that if i have them in old socks to place around my car, it will help to keep away cats. Well, that didnt work too after a few days.

The pepper thingy sounds interesting and a cheap solution. Shall try it out.

 

[stephen]

http://www.cat-repellant.info/

 

[Daniel]

can also kawan kawan the cat 1st, then when it allows you to touch it, grab the fella, put it in a box and buang it far far away!

 

[Daniel]

I know this is one of your NOT to recommendations, but its precisely what my neighbour did. He got pissed not because our cars got scratched but he got cat fleas as well. So he poisoned all of them. Now my area is cat-free.

If the cats belong to your neighbours, talk to them first. ASk them to be responsible for their pets.

that's damn funny man!:34:
how the hell that fella kena cat kutu?:24:

 

[keith]

can also kawan kawan the cat 1st, then when it allows you to touch it, grab the fella, put it in a box and buang it far far away!

Yeah i agree with Daniel that would be the best solution and yet kind one. I had alot of problem with cats in my area , scratching my car as well as doing their business on my garden. Usually confront my neighbour about the problem if still persist i trap them usually with cat food in an oversize rat trap (you can build one and can use it again when there is a cat problem) make sure you relocate them far 5km plus and better still with at least a huge highway or something between thier orriginal territory and their new relocated area. cats wonder alot and they can come back if you dont do it right.