E60 - 535d

[bozo]

Hello Guys, Test drove a 535d the other day, its a hell of a car the torque is amazing, the acceleration is relentless. I am seriously considering buying it. Any of you guys here have one? Would appreciate if you can share your experience/heartaches/issues of ownership.Any feedback is much appreciated.Bozo

 

[redbaron]

Who are you Bozo no intro in newbie straight post only

 

[r37720]

Hello Guys,

Test drove a 535d the other day, its a hell of a car the torque is amazing, the acceleration is relentless. I am seriously considering buying it.

Any of you guys here have one? Would appreciate if you can share your experience/heartaches/issues of ownership.

Any feedback is much appreciated.

Bozo

535d E60 already hit Malaysia market ?

Go for it man and will never regret ..... just have to do regular maintenance

 

[bozo]

My apologies, Mr RedBaron? Is there a newbie section here. Show me the way. Oh by the way who are you??

 

[redbaron]

You should know bro when you register as for me i am an offical member for this club.

 

[tinman]

is this car 05 model. uk spec. it is the only unit in malaysia. grab it! m sport model.

 

[guru]

bozo- welcome!

d? it's nice, but after a few months got disel sound katakatakatak..u know what i mean? I think it has something to do with the minyak quality sini.
my fren got one..i saw it when new, no sound..now got.

 

[tinman]

mr guru even brand new got sound taktak sound cause it runs on diesel. mr bozo in case you dont buy this car pm me the owner number. i want it.thanks:top:

 

[bozo]

You should know bro when you register as for me i am an offical member for this club.

Sorry lah official member, so here an intro to those who wants to know who mr bozo is.

Slightly balding middle age man, fat, couch potato, want to buy 535d, big swinging dick.

 

[bozo]

mr guru even brand new got sound taktak sound cause it runs on diesel. mr bozo in case you dont buy this car pm me the owner number. i want it.thanks:top:

Tinman, yup that's the one. hv you seen it yourself? When I first went to see the car I was actually looking for petrol 530. The fella didn't tell me diesel so when he started the car the diesel clatter on idle really put me off. I disappointed a little, thought of leaving immediately.

I thought to myself oklah, since here just go for joyride. Once you close the door, its as quiet as the petrol can't tell difference. So took the car to highway, at first I just drive civilised, very smooth, even better than petrol 530. Then the salesman ask me to tekan the thing, my fuck!!!! Was I in for a surprise 100,120, 140, 160, 180, 200 have to slow down because of traffic. Fuck, the acceleration, my friend is mind bogling, last time I have same experience was in friends 993.

I was instantly hooked. No more 530 for me.

Hope to close the deal soon, if cannot I let u know who to call.

thanks bro.

 

[tinman]

go for it........................! bozo what colour is the car. that car raced an m5 e39 and destroyed it. dont worry about bmw diesel. can cope wit local fuel. we have one e60 diesel . great car. ! if u dont buy it i am very keen. anythin pm the details. thanks

 

[guru]

yo bozo.. no fark fark here lah.. nanti kene tendang.

you're right about the power, even the 530d got more torque than the petrol one i think..if you do get it , don't la drive so fast..bad for health.

 

[maxkpp]

Welcum to d klub brader!

Wat shal I cal u?

Bozo?

 

[bozo]

yo bozo.. no fark fark here lah.. nanti kene tendang.

you're right about the power, even the 530d got more torque than the petrol one i think..if you do get it , don't la drive so fast..bad for health.

Ok brader, we no fark fark ok, thanks for advise. we talk car here. I let u fellas know if i close ok. http://www.bmwclubmalaysia.com/forums/images/smilies/gtnsmilies/rock.gif
:rock:

 

[bozo]

Welcum to d klub brader!

Wat shal I cal u?

Bozo?

Mr Max, thank you for welcom, you can call me Bozo, but I've been called wanker, dipstick, asshole amongst other things. I am ok with whatever you wan to call me.

 

[adliz]

yo bozo.. no fark fark here lah.. nanti kene tendang.

you're right about the power, even the 530d got more torque than the petrol one i think..if you do get it , don't la drive so fast..bad for health.

dude, it got more torque that m5! :rock:

 

[r37720]

Bozo... go for it

I am die hard for E60 disel as well as tinman...then you will be the BOSS since I own 530d while tinman 525d...hehehe

Join the club........

 

[pussy]

What a nick... i respect a guy that admits that's he's been called all names..

By the way, welcome to the club..

This 535i has the potential to put Ferrari's to shame..

once you do a re-map, the torque is 512lb/ft and 345bhp on engine !!

mr. Bozo, once you buy it, join us for TT... we would love to meet the car, opps.. you..

regards.

 

[maxkpp]

Ha-ha-ha,

Just pulling your leg there.
You should give yourself a better call sign ... like "Your Highness" etc.

Anyway, good luck with the diesel engine.
Agreed that the diesel quality sold in Malaysia is inferior ... had enough experience back in 1999-2002 with Diesel Prime Movers. These are those big truck for hauling container. Arguing with Puspakom and JPJ that no way we can get the emmission down although proper maintenance system has been established.

But before that I did recommend a friend to buy a Wira Diesel in 1999 and he did enjoy the saving ... and have fun touring Peninsular Malaysia and even crossing into Thailand.

 

[bozo]

Bozo... go for it

I am die hard for E60 disel as well as tinman...then you will be the BOSS since I own 530d while tinman 525d...hehehe

Join the club........

Brader, dun boss boss lah, shy lah. We don't measure a man by the car he drives, got big dick then taikoh, having said that I am not going to compare dick size with you guys though!

Thanks for having me u guys are ok (we'll most of you).