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glock_8;443121 said:
just like the pic i attached here...it was taken in perth ..this biker actually queuing at the traffic light infront...there are few more cars in front of him...no cutting line to the front like our malaysian style bikers...all will cut q's and waited in the front lane at the traffic light.

the only reason i can think of why m'sians ride in a bike around town is they dont wanna queue but zigzag'in in traffics..rite?
 
Spaceman;443258 said:
the only reason i can think of why m'sians ride in a bike around town is they dont wanna queue but zigzag'in in traffics..rite?
I prefer to ride my kapchai than driving to beat the traffic. Also I need someone beside me when driving to calm my nerves.
 
cempaka;443254 said:
Having driven extensively in the US and UK I have to say there are plenty of stupid drivers there as well. Things like lane discipline, reasonable speed, and enforcement of traffic laws are generally better though. And usually (not always) more courtesy.

Sometimes maybe a little too much :wink: in UK have seen 4-5 cars merging into a single lane to queue and go one at a time through an empty massive roundabout with 4 entry lanes. And when my Scottish friend was visiting and driving my car he got stuck at the notorious Cempaka-Pandan Jaya entry to MRR2 cause instead of taking turns like they would back home everyone kept bullying their way past him! :eek:

i got held up by a police patrol back in my uni days in scotland simply becos i missed a turn in a round about and do the round twice and change lane while im at it....
i also got a finger once by a brit chap yelling on top of his lung "learn how to drive" when i was cruising on M6 from birmingham on the middle lane at 120km/h....

back in the day i thought i was in the right lane...only after the finger cursing i realised, all cars regardless of what speed u are driving must stick to the left (third lane) unless overtake...eventho the highway has 3 lanes....i try to apply it here...no one cares tho...
 
Yep! a friend rushed for a meeting in Germany, took a cab, lady cabbie. Told the lady he's in a hurry, she said no problem and there she goes, 200kph in narrow road leading to highway and even on the Autobahn, she only uses the middle lane to over take, otherwise, keep left. She said the right most fast lane is meant for the supercars.. :eek:

What my friend tried to tell me is Germans are such a good driver when an average auntie cabbie can manage 200kph like makan sayur! :eek:
 
WHAT ARE ROADS IN MALAYSIA USED FOR?

David Astley, a British guy, now living in KL




A guide for expatriate drivers in Malaysia
Since arriving in Malaysia in 1997, I have tried on many occasions to buy a copy of the Malaysian road rules, but have come to the conclusion that no such publication exists (or if it does, it has been out of print for years). Therefore after carefully observing the driving habits of Malaysian drivers, I believe I have at last worked out the rules of the road in Malaysia . For the benefit of other expatriates living in Malaysia , and the 50% of local drivers who acquired their driving licences without taking a driving test, I am pleased to share my knowledge below:

Q: What is the most important rule of the road in Malaysia?

A: The most important rule is that you must arrive at your destination ahead of the car in front of you. This is the sacrosanct rule of driving in Malaysia. All other rules are subservient to this rule.


Q: What side of the road should you drive on in Malaysia?
A: 99.7% of cars drive on the left hand side, 0.2% on the right hand side, and 0.1% drive in reverse (be on the look out for drivers reversing at high speed in the left hand lane of freeways, having just missed their exit). Therefore on the basis of 'majority rules', it is recommended that you drive on the left. However, be aware that only 90% of motorcyclists travel on the left hand side - the other 10% ride in the opposite direction or on the sidewalk. Fortunately, motorcyclists travelling in reverse are rarely seen.


Q: What are the white lines on the roads?
A: These are known as lane markers and were used by the British in the colonial days to help them drive straight. Today their purpose is mainly decorative, although a double white line is used to indicate a place that is popular to overtake!


Q: When can I use the emergency lane?
A: You can use the emergency lane for any emergency, e.g. you are late for work, you left the toaster plugged in at home, you are bursting to go to the toilet, you have a toothache or you have just dropped your Starbucks coffee in your lap. As it is an emergency, you may drive at twice the speed of the other cars on the road.


Q: Do traffic lights have the same meaning as in other countries?

A: Not quite. Green is the same - that means 'Go', but amber and red are different. Amber means 'Go like hell' and red means 'Stop if there is traffic coming in the other direction or if there is a policeman on the corner'. Otherwise red means the same as green. Note that for buses, red lights do not take effect until five seconds after the light has changed.

Q: What does the sign 'Jalan Sehala' mean?
A: This means 'One Way Street' and indicates a street where the traffic is required to travel in one direc! tion. The arrow on the sign indicates the preferred direction of the traffic flow, but is not compulsory. If the traffic is not flowing in the direction in which you wish to travel, then reversing in that direction is the best option.


Q: What does the sign 'Berhenti' mean?
A: This means 'Stop', and is used to indicate a junction where there is a possibility that you may have to stop if you cannot fool the cars on the road that you are entering into thinking that you are not going to stop.


Q: What does the sign 'Beri Laluan' mean?
A: This means ' Give Way ', and is used to indicate a junction where the cars on the road that you are entering will give way to you provided you avoid all eye contact with them and you can fool them into thinking that you have not seen them.


Q: What does the sign 'Dilarang Masuk' mean?
A: This means 'No Entry'. However, when used on exit ramps in multi-storey car parks, it has an alternative meaning which is: 'Short cut to the next level up'.


Q: What does the sign 'Pandu Cermat' mean?

A: This means 'Drive Smartly', and is placed along highways to remind drivers that they should never leave more than one car length between them and the car in front, irrespective of what speed they are driving. This is to ensure that other cars cannot cut in front of you and thus prevent you from achieving the primary objective of driving in Malaysia , and that is to arrive ahead of the car in front of you. If you can see the rear number plate of the car in front of you, then you are not driving close enough.


Q: What is the speed limit in Malaysia?
A: The concept of a speed limit is unknown in Malaysia.


Q: So what are the round signs on the highways with the numbers 60, 80 and 110?

A: This is the amount of the 'on-the-spot' fine (in ringgits - the local currency) that you have to pay to the police if you are stopped on that stretch of the highway. Note that for expatriates or locals driving Mercedes or BMWs, the on-the-spot fine is double the amount shown on the sign.


Q: Where do you pay the 'on-the-spot' fine?

A: As the name suggests, you pay it 'on-the-spot' to the policeman who has stopped you. You will be asked to place your driving licence on the policeman's notebook that he will hand to you through the window of your car. You will note that there is a spot on the cover of the notebook. Neatly fold the amount of your fine into four, place the fine on the spot, and then cover it with your driving licence so that it cannot be seen. Pass it carefully to the policeman. Then, with a David Copperfield movement of his hands, he will make your money disappear. It is not necessary to applaud.

Q: But isn't this a bribe?
A: Oh pleeease, go and wash your mouth out. What do you want? A traffic ticket? Yes, you can request one of those instead, but it will cost you twice the price, forms to fill out, cheques to write, envelopes to mail, and then three months later when you are advised that your fine was never received, more forms to fill out, a trip to the police station, a trip to the bank, a trip back to the police station, and maybe then you will wish you had paid 'on-the-spot'.


Q: But what if I haven't broken any road rules?

A: It is not common practice in Malaysia to stop motorists for breaking road rules (because nobody is really sure what they are). The most common reasons for being stopped are:
(a) the policeman is hungry and would like you to buy him lunch;
(b) the policeman has run out of petrol and needs some money to get back
to the station;
(c) you look like a generous person who would like to make a donation to the police welfare fund; or
(d) you are driving an expensive car which means you can afford to make a donation to the police welfare fund.

Q: Does my car require a roadworthy certificate before I can drive it in Malaysia?
A: No, roadworthy certificates are not required in Malaysia. However there are certain other statutory requirements that must be fulfilled before your car can be driven in Malaysia. Firstly, you must ensure that your windscreen is at least 50% obscured with English football club decals, golf club membership stickers or condo parking permits. Secondly, you must place a tissue box (preferably in a white lace cover) on the back shelf of your car under the rear window . Thirdly, you must hang as many CDs or plastic ornaments from your rear vision mirror as it will support. Finally, you must place a Garfield doll with suction caps on one of your windows. Your car will then be ready to drive on Malaysian roads.

Q: What does a single yellow line along the edge of a road mean?
A: This means parking is permitted.

Q: What does a double yellow line along the edge of a road mean?
A: This means double parking is permitted.

Q: What does a yellow box with a diagonal grid of yellow lines painted on the road at a junction mean?

A: Contrary to the understanding of many local drivers, this does not mean that diagonal parking is permitted. It indicates a junction that is grid-locked at peak hours.

Q: Can I use my mobile phone whilst driving in Malaysia?

A: No problem at all, but it should be noted that if you wish to use the rear-vision mirror to put on your lipstick (women only please) or trim your eyebrows at the same time as you are using a mobile phone in the other hand, you should ensure that you keep an elbow free to steer the car. Alternatively, you may place a toddler on your lap and have the child steer the car whilst you are carrying out these other essential driving tasks.

Q: Is it necessary to use indicator lights in Malaysia?

A: These blinking orange lights are commonly used by newly arrived expatriate drivers to indicate they are about to change lanes. This provides a useful signal to local drivers to close up any gaps to prevent the expatriate driver from changing lanes. Therefore it is recommended that expatriate drivers adopt the local practice of avoiding all use of indicator lights. However, it is sometimes useful to turn on your left hand indicator if you want to merge right, because this confuses other drivers enabling you to take advantage of an unprotected gap in the traffic.

Q: Why do some local drivers turn on their left hand indicator and then turn right, or turn on their right hand indicator and then turn left?

A: This is one of the unsolved mysteries of driving in Malaysia.
 
astroboy;443110 said:
That's why some argued that Malaysia drivers are better drivers compared to European because we need to live with more idiots (not discounting me :p) on the road.. :p
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Funnily enough, I do think that driving in Malaysia has made me a better driver than before when it comes to reacting to unexpected events and accident avoidance. In the US for instance you might have a near-crash once every month or two but here you can go out for a ten minute drive and have several. :laugh: At least I'm getting a lot of practice!

I remember reading about this one study. In Scandinavia you'll often see people standing at completely deserted intersections waiting for the light to turn green and the sign to flash WALK before they will cross. They found that countries where this was common had much lower rates of pedestrians struck by cars while jaywalking. But they had higher rates of pedestrians struck by cars running a red light because they weren't used to checking before crossing.

So when it comes to dealing with something like a motorbike speeding towards you going the wrong way down the middle of a dark lane with its lights off, a Malaysian driver would at least have plenty of experience :D
 
As a counterpoint to David Astley's tongue-in-cheek but rather offensive piece, I was following a car recently that was breaking all the rules, overtaking on the left, weaving and switching lanes without signalling, etc. When I pulled up to its side at a traffic light and turned to see what the dolt looked like, it was a caucasian lady with kids at the back...

I would agree with you, Cempaka, that we're all better defensive drivers because of the conditions, but that doesn't mean we're better drivers. Whenever I drive in North America, I get honked and flashed for various ingrained bad habits, so I'm a pretty poor driver by their standards. :p
 
Schwepps;443448 said:
As a counterpoint to David Astley's tongue-in-cheek but rather offensive piece, I was following a car recently that was breaking all the rules, overtaking on the left, weaving and switching lanes without signalling, etc. When I pulled up to its side at a traffic light and turned to see what the dolt looked like, it was a caucasian lady with kids at the back...

I would agree with you, Cempaka, that we're all better defensive drivers because of the conditions, but that doesn't mean we're better drivers. Whenever I drive in North America, I get honked and flashed for various ingrained bad habits, so I'm a pretty poor driver by their standards. :p

that cuacasian lady must have read david astley's road guide in malaysia that she throw all the rules on the road out of the window...tell u i got a honk so often when i first got back from uk coz i follow the rules...now i am just like other malaysian...cos who give a fxk i u follow the rule? u'll end up getting to work late since everyone cutting in front of u.
 
As long as u still need to overtake a fast lane car using a slow lane... we are either still an undeveloped country, or there's too many Supercar on the road. :eek:
 
Ever tried crossing their roads? I always cross their roads with a prayer and commitment....

On the other hand, would I be able to drive in HCMC? I would rather not try... and hats off to my fellow colleagues who travel to office on kapchais and scooters.

fabianyee;443128 said:
The problem is not about driving, it's the mindset.... and made worse with lousy driving syllabus, not to mention drivers who passed without even taking tests. And also the lack of enforcement and the concept that the offenders can often 'buy' their way out when caught...

U want to train your driving alertness, should go at least to Ho Chi Minh to experience their way of driving... hahaha... As someone pointed out, traffic light is a suggestion. Cars and bikes can zigzag at a busy intersection. Everything on the road is a moving chicane. I would describe it as fishes swimming in the pond, they just move along with the flow. Want to overtake, just sound the honk..
 
glock_8;443152 said:
this one was taken during rush hour ....i hardly see any car switching lanes like we see here in kl...they'll keep to their lane eventho its jammed.
i got a goose bump when i first drive on their highways....very2 fast those american...

Yeah, the first time I drove on the multi-lane highways around LA, I was a bit terrified... 8 lanes of high-speed traffic moving at around 75mph, especially when I realized I was at the wrong side of the 8 lanes since my exit would be on the other side! Luckily I was driving a borrowed M3. :D

Other than that experience, it was generally less stressful driving there, since the lanes are wide, and the drivers much much better than one s we have here who are all crazy Michael Schumacher-wannabes in their quintuple-turbo charged and stupendous drive-equipped.... Kancils with each sticker adding 10km/h to their top speed.
 
glock_8;443344 said:
i got held up by a police patrol back in my uni days in scotland simply becos i missed a turn in a round about and do the round twice and change lane while im at it....


Haha yeah earlier this year I was late for a flight in Scotland, and stuck in a barely-moving mile-long queue in front of a small 3 point roundabout where I had to make a right turn leading to the airport. Thing is the traffic was all only in the "right turn" lane, the "left turn" lane was totally empty. Time was really running short and eventually I had to just do it Malaysian-style and speed down the left then change to a right turn once in the roundabout. Expected to get honked at like mad but didn't :18: Dropped off the rental and got in just minutes before the flight closed, wouldn't have made it without my Malaysian driving skills. :wink:
 
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