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<blockquote data-quote="Hellraiser" data-source="post: 436876" data-attributes="member: 1657"><p>found this on the internet. cheers!</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>ALFA</strong>: Aging Latin Fuckwit's Ambulance. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>ASTON MARTIN: </strong>A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>AUDI:</strong> Another Useless Deutsche Invention. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>BMW:</strong> Bought My Wife; Brings Me Women; Big Money Waster; Broke My Wallet; Babe Magnet Wannabe, </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>CADILLAC:</strong> Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>CHEVROLET:</strong> Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>CHRYSLER:</strong> Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement or Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair!</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>DODGE:</strong> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere or Dad's Old Dead Garage Experiment or Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>FIAT:</strong> Failed Italian Automotive Technology, Feeble Italian Attempt (at) Transportation; or the well known favourite - Fix It Again Tony!</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>FORD:</strong> Fix Or Repair Daily; Fast Only Rolling Downhill; First (or Fails) On Race Day; Found On Road Dead (thanks Sameer P): Funding Our Retirement Daily (from a mechanic`s point of view); and perhaps best of all: Driver Returning On Foot (Ford spelled backwards!)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>GMC: </strong>Greatest Made Chevy (thanks Roger S)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>HOLDEN:</strong> Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises or Heaps Of Loud Disgusting Engine Noises. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>HONDA:</strong> Had One Never Did Again; Hold On, 'Nother Dickhead Arriving or Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>HYUNDAI:</strong> Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive or Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>ISUZU:</strong> It Sucks, Unless Zero Used</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>JAGUAR:</strong> Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>JEEP:</strong> Junk Engineering Executed Poorly or Just Enough Engine Power</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>KIA:</strong> Kick It Again; Keep It Away; Kill It Anyway, and another - Kills Innocent Americans </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>LOTUS:</strong> Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious. It's no coincidence that the acronym for the the Lotus Owners Of New York car club is LOONY!</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>MAZDA:</strong> Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along; Made After Zero Design Analysis. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>MERCEDES:</strong> Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>MG:</strong> Merciless Garbage; Money Guzzler; MG-B: Might Go Backwards; the new MG-F: Might Go Forwards</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>MINI:</strong> Moron Inside Notably Insane</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>MINIVAN:</strong> Manhood Is Nonexistent, I'm Vasectomized And Neutered. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>MITSUBISHI:</strong> Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete; and another - Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>NISSAN:</strong> Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>PLYMOUTH:</strong> Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>PONTIAC:</strong> People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>PORSCHE:</strong> Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>SAAB:</strong> Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown; Start Adding Additional Brakefluid; Sad Attempt At Beauty. Still Ain't A Beamer <em>and</em> Slow As A Buick!</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>SUBARU:</strong> Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>SUZUKI:</strong> Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>TOYOTA:</strong> Taking Our Yen Out Through America; The One You Ought To Avoid, They Overcharge You On Their Accessories, and Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>TRIUMPH:</strong> This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help; and another - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>VOLVO:</strong> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object; Very Old Lazy Vehicle Owner.</span></span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>VW:</strong> Very Weird; Virtually Worthless.</span></span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>VOLKSWAGEN:</strong> Vehicle Owners - Losers Knowingly Suffering With All German Engineered Nonsense. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hellraiser, post: 436876, member: 1657"] found this on the internet. cheers! [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]ALFA[/B]: Aging Latin Fuckwit's Ambulance. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]ASTON MARTIN: [/B]A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]AUDI:[/B] Another Useless Deutsche Invention. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]BMW:[/B] Bought My Wife; Brings Me Women; Big Money Waster; Broke My Wallet; Babe Magnet Wannabe, [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]CADILLAC:[/B] Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]CHEVROLET:[/B] Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]CHRYSLER:[/B] Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement or Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair![/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]DODGE:[/B] Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere or Dad's Old Dead Garage Experiment or Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]FIAT:[/B] Failed Italian Automotive Technology, Feeble Italian Attempt (at) Transportation; or the well known favourite - Fix It Again Tony![/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]FORD:[/B] Fix Or Repair Daily; Fast Only Rolling Downhill; First (or Fails) On Race Day; Found On Road Dead (thanks Sameer P): Funding Our Retirement Daily (from a mechanic`s point of view); and perhaps best of all: Driver Returning On Foot (Ford spelled backwards!)[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]GMC: [/B]Greatest Made Chevy (thanks Roger S)[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]HOLDEN:[/B] Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises or Heaps Of Loud Disgusting Engine Noises. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]HONDA:[/B] Had One Never Did Again; Hold On, 'Nother Dickhead Arriving or Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else)[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]HYUNDAI:[/B] Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive or Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]ISUZU:[/B] It Sucks, Unless Zero Used[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]JAGUAR:[/B] Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]JEEP:[/B] Junk Engineering Executed Poorly or Just Enough Engine Power[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]KIA:[/B] Kick It Again; Keep It Away; Kill It Anyway, and another - Kills Innocent Americans [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]LOTUS:[/B] Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious. It's no coincidence that the acronym for the the Lotus Owners Of New York car club is LOONY![/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]MAZDA:[/B] Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along; Made After Zero Design Analysis. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]MERCEDES:[/B] Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]MG:[/B] Merciless Garbage; Money Guzzler; MG-B: Might Go Backwards; the new MG-F: Might Go Forwards[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]MINI:[/B] Moron Inside Notably Insane[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]MINIVAN:[/B] Manhood Is Nonexistent, I'm Vasectomized And Neutered. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]MITSUBISHI:[/B] Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete; and another - Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]NISSAN:[/B] Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]PLYMOUTH:[/B] Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood![/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]PONTIAC:[/B] People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]PORSCHE:[/B] Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]SAAB:[/B] Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown; Start Adding Additional Brakefluid; Sad Attempt At Beauty. Still Ain't A Beamer [I]and[/I] Slow As A Buick![/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]SUBARU:[/B] Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]SUZUKI:[/B] Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]TOYOTA:[/B] Taking Our Yen Out Through America; The One You Ought To Avoid, They Overcharge You On Their Accessories, and Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]TRIUMPH:[/B] This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help; and another - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]VOLVO:[/B] Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object; Very Old Lazy Vehicle Owner.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]VW:[/B] Very Weird; Virtually Worthless.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]VOLKSWAGEN:[/B] Vehicle Owners - Losers Knowingly Suffering With All German Engineered Nonsense. [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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