What Car Do You Own?

[Drer]

Just for a good laugh on Sunday evening, no offense if you happen to own one of this :4Don't really agree with the first one, but the last one seems spot-on!)

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive

SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

 

[JFT63]

Hehe..quite interesting nih..brings me back when we gave some silly definition to acronyms during childhood..well, i will always stick to BMW@Bring more women and Break My Wallet..in Indonesia, i saw BMW stands for Baa Mim Wau printed on some t-shirts..some jawi letters..hehehe

 

[Eggie86]

So, any interesting takes on Proton & Perodua? Or way too lengthy? :biggrin:

 

[Chrix]

There was one for Proton..but I'm too lazy to find it.

A popular Ford one was Found On Rubbish Dump, and the backwards Driver Returns On Foot.

 

[John_Smith]

PROTON : Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays.

 

[teighlour]

LOL, whoever is the creator of this is really good.

 

[CleanWorldPeace]

FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
TOYOTA - Troubles Occurred Yesterday Occur Today Again

 

[VKS]

KIA - Kills In Accidents

OPEL - Old People Enjoying Life

TOYOTA - The One You Only Trust, Always

GOLF/GTI - Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside

HONDA - Hanged Over, Now Driving Away

HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

 

[yat325]

Fiat : Fiat is alwaz trouble

 

[zib]

Fiat : Fiat is alwaz trouble

FIAT= Fix It Again Tony

 

[namidub]

Can anybody come out for the trickier ones (frenchies) ; PEUGEOT, CITROEN ,RENAULT ?
Damn spelling them out right also proved to be tricky.

 

[sayli]

That's really funny!! But I love BMW so I say it
B- Blistering
M- Meteoric and
W- windy CARRRRR!!!!

 

[kevin1982my]

GTI = Got Turbo Inside

LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious