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<blockquote data-quote="jeffreyewe" data-source="post: 562141" data-attributes="member: 9"><p>Plan For Future: </p><p>Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?</p><p>Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.</p><p>James : I want 2 b a doctor.</p><p>Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. </p><p>Asif : I want 2 help Deepa . </p><p>=========================================================================================== </p><p>Exams: </p><p>Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; </p><p>1,Too Many Questions.</p><p>2,Difficult to Understand.</p><p>3,More Explanation is Needed. </p><p>4,Result is always FAIL! </p><p>=========================================================================================== </p><p>Liar: </p><p>A man is dying of Cancer.</p><p>His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" </p><p>Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom </p><p>============================================================= </p><p>Delivered: </p><p></p><p>Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED". </p><p>=============================================================</p><p></p><p>Three Feelings:</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?</p><p>Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. </p><p>============================================================= </p><p>The Equation: </p><p>7 Glance = 1 Smile</p><p>7 Smile = 1 Meeting</p><p>7 Meeting = 1 Kiss</p><p>7 Kisses = 1 Proposal</p><p>7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -</p><p>And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems. </p><p>So beware of glance!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jeffreyewe, post: 562141, member: 9"] Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot. James : I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. Asif : I want 2 help Deepa . =========================================================================================== Exams: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL! =========================================================================================== Liar: A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom ============================================================= Delivered: Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED". ============================================================= Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. ============================================================= The Equation: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems. So beware of glance! [/QUOTE]
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