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<blockquote data-quote="Drer" data-source="post: 543307" data-attributes="member: 23385"><p>5 - 3 - 5</p><p></p><p>Lieutenant John's son who had mild mental subnormality still faced difficulty to cope with normal toilet training even when he was eleven. Eventually Lieutenant John thought of an idea, ie to introduce some military style of training to resolve this issue. He gave step-by-step commands for the son to follow to complete the micturition sequence correctly, in the following manner:</p><p>"One" : Unzip the pant</p><p>"Two" : Withdraw the penis from the pant</p><p>"Three" : Retract the foreskin</p><p>"Four" : Pass urine</p><p>"Five" : Push back the foreskin</p><p>"Six" : Put the penis back into the pant</p><p>"Seven" : Zip up the pant</p><p></p><p>After some initial struggle his son seemed to be able to follow the commands fairly well, and finally he was able to give himself the commands in the correct sequence to complete the act. Lieutenant John since then had to do only occasional random checks to ensure that the action was done well. One day, he was puzzled why the son was in the toilet for an unusually long time, that he went over to check him out. He overheard 5 -3 - 5 - 3 - 5 - 3 - 5 - 3 - 5 ...... so he asked: "Son, what's the matter? Have you forgotten the correct sequence?" </p><p></p><p>His son replied: "No lar .... Just because 5 - 3 - 5 - 3 very syiok one!" :43:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Drer, post: 543307, member: 23385"] 5 - 3 - 5 Lieutenant John's son who had mild mental subnormality still faced difficulty to cope with normal toilet training even when he was eleven. Eventually Lieutenant John thought of an idea, ie to introduce some military style of training to resolve this issue. He gave step-by-step commands for the son to follow to complete the micturition sequence correctly, in the following manner: "One" : Unzip the pant "Two" : Withdraw the penis from the pant "Three" : Retract the foreskin "Four" : Pass urine "Five" : Push back the foreskin "Six" : Put the penis back into the pant "Seven" : Zip up the pant After some initial struggle his son seemed to be able to follow the commands fairly well, and finally he was able to give himself the commands in the correct sequence to complete the act. Lieutenant John since then had to do only occasional random checks to ensure that the action was done well. One day, he was puzzled why the son was in the toilet for an unusually long time, that he went over to check him out. He overheard 5 -3 - 5 - 3 - 5 - 3 - 5 - 3 - 5 ...... so he asked: "Son, what's the matter? Have you forgotten the correct sequence?" His son replied: "No lar .... Just because 5 - 3 - 5 - 3 very syiok one!" :43: [/QUOTE]
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