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<blockquote data-quote="VKS" data-source="post: 532719" data-attributes="member: 8293">Men, gorilla and sex&nbsp; &nbsp; Excuses, Excuses!!! &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A married couple at the Zoo walk past the gorilla enclosure.&nbsp; &nbsp; Says the woman: &quot;Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behaviour?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Look, see that no one is looking and I&#039;ll expose one of my breasts to it and just watch how horny it gets, just as you men do&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; Mary then exposes one of her breasts and, sure enough, the gorilla begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;See&quot; says the woman, &quot;Now I know why you react the way you do, men can&#039;t control their animal instincts, just as gorillas can&#039;t&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; Says Mark: &quot;Now expose both breasts and let&#039;s see what happens&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets now even more excited and is now desperately trying to escape the enclosure.&nbsp; &nbsp; Says Mark: &quot;This is incredible, now pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum to it and let&#039;s see what happens!!!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; The woman pull her skirt up turns around with her bum to the gorilla which by now, extremely aroused, bends the bars apart and breaks free of the cage, grabs the woman and starts tearing her clothes off....&nbsp; &nbsp; The woman yells: &quot;Mark, what do I do now? Please, help me!!!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; Mark replies: &quot;Well, why don&#039;t you give him one of those excuses that you usually give me:&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you don&#039;t feel like it;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you have a headache;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you&#039;re tired;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That your throat is aching;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That I must understand you as a woman;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you are depressed;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That it&#039;s one of &#039;those&#039; days;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you are having a very busy week;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That all you need is just to cuddle;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you&#039;re all tense;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you have to wake up very early tomorrow;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you woke up very early today;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you walked for so long and your feet are aching;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That caresses and hugs is all that you want today;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you&#039;re so tense that all you want is a good massage to make you relax;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you feel like watching TV;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you don&#039;t wanna miss the soaps;&nbsp; &nbsp; ·&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; That you&#039;ve just come from the hair salon and therefore you can&#039;t do it and ruin your hair............&nbsp; &nbsp; Go on..... Explain all that to the gorilla and if he understands, then I agree that we men are just like animals when it comes to sex!!!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="VKS, post: 532719, member: 8293"] [B]Men, gorilla and sex[/B] Excuses, Excuses!!! A married couple at the Zoo walk past the gorilla enclosure. Says the woman: "Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behaviour?" "Look, see that no one is looking and I'll expose one of my breasts to it and just watch how horny it gets, just as you men do". Mary then exposes one of her breasts and, sure enough, the gorilla begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free. "See" says the woman, "Now I know why you react the way you do, men can't control their animal instincts, just as gorillas can't". Says Mark: "Now expose both breasts and let's see what happens". The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets now even more excited and is now desperately trying to escape the enclosure. Says Mark: "This is incredible, now pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum to it and let's see what happens!!!" The woman pull her skirt up turns around with her bum to the gorilla which by now, extremely aroused, bends the bars apart and breaks free of the cage, grabs the woman and starts tearing her clothes off.... The woman yells: "Mark, what do I do now? Please, help me!!!" Mark replies: "Well, why don't you give him one of those excuses that you usually give me: · That you don't feel like it; · That you have a headache; · That you're tired; · That your throat is aching; · That I must understand you as a woman; · That you are depressed; · That it's one of 'those' days; · That you are having a very busy week; · That all you need is just to cuddle; · That you're all tense; · That you have to wake up very early tomorrow; · That you woke up very early today; · That you walked for so long and your feet are aching; · That caresses and hugs is all that you want today; · That you're so tense that all you want is a good massage to make you relax; · That you feel like watching TV; · That you don't wanna miss the soaps; · That you've just come from the hair salon and therefore you can't do it and ruin your hair............ Go on..... Explain all that to the gorilla and if he understands, then I agree that we men are just like animals when it comes to sex!!!" [/QUOTE]

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