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<blockquote data-quote="selvahraje46" data-source="post: 528519" data-attributes="member: 2345"><p>To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer or wine..And those who don't can have a laugh. </p><p></p><p>As Ben Franklin said:</p><p></p><p>In wine there is wisdom,</p><p></p><p>In beer there is freedom,</p><p></p><p>In water there is bacteria.</p><p></p><p>Very wise man, this Ben guy.</p><p></p><p>In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of</p><p>Escherichia coli, (E.Coli) bacteria ? found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of of human and animal shit.</p><p></p><p>However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.</p><p></p><p>Remember: Water = shit, ...........Beer and wine = Health</p><p>Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.</p><p>There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:</p><p></p><p>I'm doing it as a public service.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="selvahraje46, post: 528519, member: 2345"] To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer or wine..And those who don't can have a laugh. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. Very wise man, this Ben guy. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.Coli) bacteria ? found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of of human and animal shit. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = shit, ...........Beer and wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. [/QUOTE]
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