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<blockquote data-quote="JFT63" data-source="post: 527238" data-attributes="member: 21021"><p>...............................Learning a new custom.........</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>A Chinaman decides to retire and move to Australia after 50 years of</p><p>living in Shanghai.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>He bought a small piece of land . A few days after moving in,</p><p>the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new</p><p>guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he</p><p>sees the Chinaman running around his frontyard chasing about 10 hens.</p><p>Not wanting to interrupt these</p><p>'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p>The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to</p><p>knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the</p><p>Chinaman urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to</p><p>interrupt another</p><p>'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet</p><p>anotherday.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p>A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next</p><p>door, he sees the Chinaman leading a bull down the drive-way,</p><p>...pause...., and then put his left ear next to the</p><p>bull's butt.</p><p> </p><p>The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinaman and</p><p>says,</p><p>'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?</p><p>I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running</p><p>around the yard after hens.The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today</p><p>you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit</p><p>on you.'</p><p></p><p>The Chinaman is very taken aback and says, 'Sorry sir, you no</p><p>understand, these no ... Chinese customs I doing, these Australian</p><p>Customs.'</p><p></p><p>'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian</p><p>customs.'</p><p> </p><p>Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinaman,</p><p>'He say to become true Australian, I must learn to.....</p><p>chase chicks,</p><p>..... get piss drunk,</p><p>and .... listen to bull-shit.'</p><p></p><p>no offense guys......</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JFT63, post: 527238, member: 21021"] ...............................Learning a new custom......... A Chinaman decides to retire and move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He bought a small piece of land . A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinaman running around his frontyard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day. The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinaman urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet anotherday. A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinaman leading a bull down the drive-way, ...pause...., and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt. The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinaman and says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around the yard after hens.The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you.' The Chinaman is very taken aback and says, 'Sorry sir, you no understand, these no ... Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs.' 'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.' Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinaman, 'He say to become true Australian, I must learn to..... chase chicks, ..... get piss drunk, and .... listen to bull-shit.' no offense guys...... [/QUOTE]
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