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<blockquote data-quote="selvahraje46" data-source="post: 520783" data-attributes="member: 2345"><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px">SIMPLE TRUTH 1</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px">Partners help each other undress before sex.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px">However after sex, they always dress on their own.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px">Moral of the story:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.</em></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">SIMPLE TRUTH 2</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats". </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job". </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Moral of the story: </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><strong><em>"Hard work is never appreciated”</em></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="selvahraje46, post: 520783, member: 2345"] [B][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: [I]In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.[/I][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][B] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black]SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job". Moral of the story: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][I]"Hard work is never appreciated”[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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