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Message: <blockquote data-quote="selvahraje46" data-source="post: 519603" data-attributes="member: 2345">NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans  brought humiliation to her friends and  family when she set a new standard for  stupidity with her appearance on the popular  TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'   Evans, a  32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first  question and proceeded to make what fans of  the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst  use of lifelines ever.' After being  introduced to the show's host Meredith  Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100  question.   The question was:  'Which of the following is the largest?'   A) A  Peanut B) An Elephant C) The  Moon D)  A  Car Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with  an all consuming panic as she did  not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy,  that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did  her level best to hide her disbelief. 'I  mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they  would be.'   Evans made the  decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the  50/50. Answers A and D were removed,  leaving her to decide which was bigger, an  elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still  remained unsure.   'Oh! It  removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans... 'Darn. I think I better phone a  friend.' Mrs. Evans asked to be connected  with her friend Betsy, who is an office  assistant.   'Hi Betsy! How  are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of  her call. 'Ok, I got an important question.  Which of the following is the largest? B, an  elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds  hun.' Betsy quickly replied that the answer  was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue  with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 'Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans.  'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be  it.'   To everyone's  astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her  friend's advice. 'I just don't know if I can  trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I  think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.   Asked to vote on the  correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor  ofanswer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all  her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest  choice of her life.   'Wow, seems like everybody is  against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know,  sometimes you just got to go with your gut.  So, let's see... I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final  answer.'   Evans sat before  the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated  breath - and was told that she was wrong,  and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The  Moon.' Caution...they walk  among us!---------------------This one is  equally unbelievable. (No comments needed!) <img src="http://f389.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f249607%5fAG59v9EAAVHBTe3BuAwUp0j2W4w&pid=4&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <img src="http://f389.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f249607%5fAG59v9EAAVHBTe3BuAwUp0j2W4w&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />They Walk  Among Us!----------------------------Some guy  bought a new fridge for his house.To get rid of his old  fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung asign on it  saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'For three days the fridge sat there without anyone  looking twice.He eventually decided that people were too  mistrustful of this deal.So he changed the sign to read:  'Fridge for sale $50.' The next day someone  stole it!They walk amongst  us!------------------------------------- I stopped at Mc Donalds and ordered some fries. The girl behind  he counter said would you like some fries with that?  One day I was walking down the beach withsome friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!'Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'They walk among us! ---------------------------------------------------------- While looking at a house, my brother asked theestate agent which direction was  north becausehe didn't want the sun waking him up every  morning.She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'My  brother explained that the sun rises in the eastand has for  sometime. She shook her head and said,'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'They Walk Among  Us!-------------------------------------------- My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,when we overheard an admin girl talking about thesunburn she got on her weekend  drive to the beach.She drove down in a convertible, but  saidshe 'didn't think she'd get sunburnedbecause the car  was moving'.They Walk Among  Us!------------------------------------ My sister has a lifesaving tool in her carwhich is designed to cut through a seat beltif she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.They Walk Among Us! ------------------------------------------------- I was going out with a  friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must ripout every time she turns her head!"I had to explain that a  person's nose and earremain the same distance apart nomatter which way the head is turned...They Walk  Among Us !-------------------------------I couldn't find my  luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.The woman there smiled and told me not to worrybecause she was a trained professional  andsaid I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,'Has your  plane arrived yet?'.....(I work with professionals like  this.)They Walk Among  Us!------------------------------------------------ While working at a pizza  parlor I observed a manordering a small pizza to go. He  appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it  cutinto 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some  timethen said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungryenough to eat 6 pieces.They Walk Among  Us!</blockquote>

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