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Message: <blockquote data-quote="selvahraje46" data-source="post: 492239" data-attributes="member: 2345"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. </span></strong><span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.</span></strong></span><strong><span style="color: #C20000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #C20000"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 10px">One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 10px">The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #C20000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #C20000"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 10px">Holding the bucket up he said,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 10px">'I'm here to feed the alligator...'</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #C20000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #C20000"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #C00000"><span style="font-size: 10px">Some old men can still think fast.</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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