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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jeffreyewe" data-source="post: 488632" data-attributes="member: 9"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">UK</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">  CLASSIFIED ADS</span></span></span> </p> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">                          </span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You have to love British humor!</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">                      </span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">8 years old.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Hateful little bastard.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Bites!</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>FREE PUPPIES</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">1/2 Cocker Spaniel,</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>FREE PUPPIES.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Also 1 gay bull for sale.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>JOINING NUDIST COLONY </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">!</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Must sell washer and dryer 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12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>FOR SALE BY OWNER.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Statement of the Century</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker. Billy Connolly -</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>

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