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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jeffreyewe" data-source="post: 488629" data-attributes="member: 9"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong>BULLFROGS & BLOW JOBS</strong></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!'</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span><img src="http://us.mg1.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f863394%5fAKjuXkIAAIgeTVOEBAV4U3Ui9%2bA&pid=2.3&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">No more blow jobs for her!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">She bought the frog.</span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">When she explained froggy's ability to her husband,</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off!...</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The woman went to bed happy,</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">In the middle of the night, she was awakened</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere,</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">and the frog reading cook books.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook... you're gone.'</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">   </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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