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<blockquote data-quote="VKS" data-source="post: 426037" data-attributes="member: 8293"><p>> A guy is walking down the street and sees</p><p>> Little Johnny</p><p>> smoking a cigarette.</p><p>> </p><p>> He says, "Hey kid! You're too young to smoke."</p><p>> Johnny looks up but doesn't say anything.</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> The man asks, "Son, how old are you?"</p><p>> Little Johnny says, "Six."</p><p>> </p><p>> Stunned, the man says, "Six!?</p><p>> When did you start smoking?"</p><p>> </p><p>> Johnny replies,</p><p>> "Right after the first time I had sex."</p><p>> </p><p>> "Right after the first time you had sex?</p><p>> When was that?"</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> Little Johnny answers,</p><p>> "I don't remember.</p><p>> I was drunk"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="VKS, post: 426037, member: 8293"] > A guy is walking down the street and sees > Little Johnny > smoking a cigarette. > > He says, "Hey kid! You're too young to smoke." > Johnny looks up but doesn't say anything. > > > The man asks, "Son, how old are you?" > Little Johnny says, "Six." > > Stunned, the man says, "Six!? > When did you start smoking?" > > Johnny replies, > "Right after the first time I had sex." > > "Right after the first time you had sex? > When was that?" > > > Little Johnny answers, > "I don't remember. > I was drunk" [/QUOTE]
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