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<blockquote data-quote="funfer_fahrer" data-source="post: 418395" data-attributes="member: 2733">Kids Are Quick&nbsp; ____________________________________ TEACHER:&nbsp;&nbsp; Maria, go to the map and find&nbsp; North America .&nbsp; MARIA:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Here it is.&nbsp; TEACHER:&nbsp; Correct. Now class, who discovered&nbsp; America ?&nbsp; CLASS:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Maria.&nbsp; ____________________________________&nbsp; TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?&nbsp; JOHN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; You told me to do it without using tables.&nbsp; __________________________________________&nbsp; TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell &#039;crocodile?&#039;&nbsp; GLENN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L&#039;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; TEACHER:&nbsp; No, that&#039;s wrong&nbsp; GLENN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________&nbsp; TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?&nbsp; DONALD:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; H I J K L M N O.&nbsp; TEACHER:&nbsp; What are you talking about?&nbsp; DONALD:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Yesterday you said it&#039;s H to O.&nbsp; __________________________________&nbsp; TEACHER:&nbsp; Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn&#039;t have ten years ago.&nbsp; WINNIE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Me!&nbsp; __________________________________________&nbsp; TEACHER:&nbsp; Glen, why do you always get so dirty?&nbsp; GLEN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Well, I&#039;m a lot closer to the ground than you are.&nbsp; _______________________________________&nbsp; TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; Millie, give me a sentence starting with &#039;I.&#039;&nbsp; MILLIE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; I is..&nbsp; TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; No, Millie..... Always say, &#039;I am.&#039;&nbsp; MILLIE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; All right...&nbsp; &#039;I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.&#039;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ________________________________&nbsp; TEACHER:&nbsp;&nbsp; George Washington not only chopped down his father&#039;s cherry tree, but also admitted it..&nbsp; Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn&#039;t punish him?&nbsp; LOUIS:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Because George still had the axe in his hand.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; ______________________________________&nbsp; TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?&nbsp; SIMON:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; No sir, I don&#039;t have to, my Mom is a good cook.&nbsp; ______________________________&nbsp; TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; Clyde , your composition on &#039;My Dog&#039; is exactly the same as your brother&#039;s. Did you copy his?&nbsp; CLYDE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; No, sir. It&#039;s the same dog.&nbsp; ___________________________________&nbsp; TEACHER:&nbsp; Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD:&nbsp;&nbsp; A teacher&nbsp; __________________________________</blockquote>

[QUOTE="funfer_fahrer, post: 418395, member: 2733"] Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________________________ [/QUOTE]

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