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<blockquote data-quote="funfer_fahrer" data-source="post: 418383" data-attributes="member: 2733"><p>> Wife: 'What are you doing?' </p><p>> Husband: 'Nothing'. </p><p>> Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate</p><p>> for an hour.' </p><p>> Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.' </p><p>> ------------------------------- </p><p>> </p><p>> Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' </p><p>> Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?' </p><p>> Wife: 'Yes or no'.</p><p>> _____________ </p><p>> </p><p>> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?' </p><p>> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your</p><p>> picture and the problem disappears.' </p><p>> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' </p><p>> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can</p><p>> there be greater than this one?' </p><p>> </p><p>> -------------------------------------------------------- </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me</p><p>> to give up my seat to a lady.' </p><p>> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' </p><p>> Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' </p><p>> ________________________________ </p><p>> </p><p>> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my</p><p>> father hadn't left me a fortune?' </p><p>> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO</p><p>> LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' </p><p>> </p><p>> ---------------------------------------------------------- </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face</p><p>> or my sexy body?' </p><p>> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ' I like your sense of</p><p>> humour!' </p><p>> </p><p>> Husbands are husbands </p><p>> </p><p>> A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the</p><p>> head with a frying pan. </p><p>> 'What was that for?' the man asked. </p><p>> The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on</p><p>> it that I found in your pants pocket'. </p><p>> The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name</p><p>> of the horse I bet on'. </p><p>> The wife apologized and went on with the housework. </p><p>> </p><p>> 3 days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head</p><p>> with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. </p><p>> Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. </p><p>> Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!! '</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="funfer_fahrer, post: 418383, member: 2733"] > Wife: 'What are you doing?' > Husband: 'Nothing'. > Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate > for an hour.' > Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.' > ------------------------------- > > Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' > Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?' > Wife: 'Yes or no'. > _____________ > > Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?' > Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your > picture and the problem disappears.' > Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' > Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can > there be greater than this one?' > > -------------------------------------------------------- > > > Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me > to give up my seat to a lady.' > Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' > Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' > ________________________________ > > A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my > father hadn't left me a fortune?' > 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO > LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > > A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face > or my sexy body?' > He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ' I like your sense of > humour!' > > Husbands are husbands > > A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the > head with a frying pan. > 'What was that for?' the man asked. > The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on > it that I found in your pants pocket'. > The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name > of the horse I bet on'. > The wife apologized and went on with the housework. > > 3 days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head > with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. > Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. > Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!! ' [/QUOTE]
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