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<blockquote data-quote="jeffreyewe" data-source="post: 411474" data-attributes="member: 9"><p><a href="http://www.malaysianmirror.com/homedetail/45-home/23536-its-hell-to-be-old" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0759bc"><strong>It's hell to be old!</strong></span></span></a> <a href="http://www.malaysianmirror.com/homedetail/45-home/23536-its-hell-to-be-old?tmpl=component&print=1&layout=default&page=" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://www.malaysianmirror.com/images/M_images/printButton.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></a> <a href="http://www.malaysianmirror.com/component/mailto/?tmpl=component&link=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5tYWxheXNpYW5taXJyb3IuY29tL2hvbWVkZXRhaWwvNDUtaG9tZS8yMzUzNi1pdHMtaGVsbC10by1iZS1vbGQ%3D" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://www.malaysianmirror.com/images/M_images/emailButton.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></a> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Sunday, 20 December 2009 11:32 </span><strong><em><span style="font-size: 15px">OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!</span></em></strong></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">as part of his physical exam.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">back a semen sample tomorrow.'</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">then with her left, still nothing.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">between her knees, but still nothing.'</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px">The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the bloody jar open</span></em></p><p><em></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
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