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<blockquote data-quote="XXX" data-source="post: 363385" data-attributes="member: 231"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. </span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund for myself". </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The husband says, "Bloody hell! It wasn't that creased in the shop". </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>His funeral is this Thursday.</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="XXX, post: 363385, member: 231"] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5]Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund for myself". [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]The husband says, "Bloody hell! It wasn't that creased in the shop". [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]His funeral is this Thursday.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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