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<blockquote data-quote="selvahraje46" data-source="post: 355293" data-attributes="member: 2345"><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Default Serif'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Little Mohamed entered his classroom in</span> </span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">France</span> . </span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">What is your name? asked the teacher.</span> </strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">Mohammad.... answered the kid.</span> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">Here we are in France , there is no Mohamed. From now on your name will be Jean-Francois, replied the teacher.</span> </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">In the evening, Mohamed returned home.</span> </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">How was your day, Mohamed? asked his</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">mother.</span> </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">My name is not Mohamed,I am in France</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">and my name</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">is Jean-Francois.</span> </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">you trying</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">to disown</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">your parents, your heritage, your</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">religion? Shame on</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">you ...and she beat him. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">Then she called the father and he too</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">beat him savagely. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">The next day Mohamed returned to school</span> </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">When the teacher saw him with all the</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">bruises she asked:</span> </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">What happened my little Jean-Francois.</span> </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">Well Miss, just two hours after becoming</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">French</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">I was</span> <span style="font-size: 10px">attacked by two Arabs! </span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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