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<blockquote data-quote="jeffreyewe" data-source="post: 313520" data-attributes="member: 9">Stress Reliever&nbsp;Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?&nbsp;Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.&nbsp;Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?&nbsp;Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, &quot;What other problem can there be greater than this one?&quot;&nbsp;------------ --------- --------- ---&nbsp; Stress Reliever # 2Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.&nbsp;Boy: It&#039;s very kind of you, darling, But I don&#039;t have any worries or troubles.&nbsp;Girl: Well that&#039;s because we aren&#039;t married yet.&nbsp;------------ --------- --------- ---&nbsp; Stress Reliever # 3A newly married man asked his wife, &quot;Would you have married me if my father hadn&#039;t left me a fortune?&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Honey,&quot; the woman replied sweetly, &quot;I&#039;d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE&quot;&nbsp;------------ --------- --------- ---&nbsp; Stress Reliever # 4Father to son after exam: &quot;let me see your report card.&quot;&nbsp;Son: &quot;My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.&quot;------------ --------- --------- ---&nbsp; Stress Reliever # 5Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? &quot;&nbsp;Millionaire: &quot;I owe everything to my wife.&quot;&nbsp;Interviewer: &quot;Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?&quot;&nbsp;Millionaire: &quot;A Billionaire&quot;&nbsp;------------ --------- --------- ---&nbsp; Stress Reliever # 6Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I&#039;ll be yours forever.&nbsp;The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.&nbsp;------------ --------- --------- ---&nbsp; Stress Reliever # 7A wife asked her husband: &quot;What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?&quot;&nbsp;He looked at her from head to toe and replied: &quot;I like your sense of humour.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="jeffreyewe, post: 313520, member: 9"] Stress Reliever Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" ------------ --------- --------- --- Stress Reliever # 2 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. ------------ --------- --------- --- Stress Reliever # 3 A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" ------------ --------- --------- --- Stress Reliever # 4 Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." ------------ --------- --------- --- Stress Reliever # 5 Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? " Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire" ------------ --------- --------- --- Stress Reliever # 6 Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. ------------ --------- --------- --- Stress Reliever # 7 A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour. [/QUOTE]

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