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<blockquote data-quote="Bix" data-source="post: 311385" data-attributes="member: 4884">A family is at the dinner table,The son asks his father &#039;dad how many kinds of boobs are there&#039;The father, surprised, answers&#039;well son there are three kinds of breastsIn her 20s, a womans breasts are like melons, round and firmIn her 30s to 40s , they are like pears, still ripe but hanging a bitAfter 50, they are like onions&#039;&#039;onions?&#039;&#039;Yes, you see them and they make you cry&#039;&nbsp;&nbsp;This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, &#039;Mum, howmany kinds of &#039;willies&#039; are there?&#039;The mother surprised, smiles and answers, &#039;Well dear, a man goesthrough three phasesIn his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hardIn his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch,flexible but reliableAfter his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree&#039;A Christmas tree?&#039;&#039;Yes-dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration&#039;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Bix, post: 311385, member: 4884"] A family is at the dinner table, The son asks his father 'dad how many kinds of boobs are there' The father, surprised, answers 'well son there are three kinds of breasts In her 20s, a womans breasts are like melons, round and firm In her 30s to 40s , they are like pears, still ripe but hanging a bit After 50, they are like onions' 'onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch,flexible but reliable After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes-dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration' [/QUOTE]

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