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Message: <blockquote data-quote="infinityKL" data-source="post: 311106" data-attributes="member: 5054">One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jim says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."   "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.   "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.   It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - Alot cheaper than a doctor."   So, Jim deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.   He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.   Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:   "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."   That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jim began wondering if the computer could be fooled.   He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.   Jim hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.   The computer prints the following:   1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!   Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart</blockquote>

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