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<blockquote data-quote="jeffreyewe" data-source="post: 311087" data-attributes="member: 9"><p>Subject: Married Too Long</p><p></p><p>Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over</p><p>lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night</p><p>to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong,</p><p>stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.</p><p></p><p>A few days later they meet up for lunch.</p><p></p><p>The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me</p><p>with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,</p><p>'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night</p><p>long.</p><p></p><p>The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was</p><p>wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.</p><p>When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for</p><p>hours.</p><p></p><p>The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the</p><p>night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black</p><p>stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked</p><p>at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jeffreyewe, post: 311087, member: 9"] Subject: Married Too Long Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. A few days later they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?' [/QUOTE]
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