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<blockquote data-quote="jeffreyewe" data-source="post: 311086" data-attributes="member: 9">&gt;A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, &gt;although&gt;very much in love, couldn&#039;t wait to go out on the town and party with his&gt;old buddies.&gt;&gt;So, he said to his new wife, &#039;Honey, I&#039;ll be right back.&#039;&gt;&gt;&#039;Where are you going, coochy cooh?&#039; asked the wife.&gt;&gt;&#039;I&#039;m going to the bar, pretty face. I&#039; m going to have a beer.&#039;&gt;&gt;The wife said, &#039;You want a beer, my love?&#039;&gt;&gt;She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds &gt;of&gt;beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India &gt;,&gt;etc.&gt;&gt;The husband didn&#039;t know what to do, and the only thing that he could&gt;think of saying was, &#039;Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they &gt;have&gt;frozen glasses...&#039; He didn&#039;t get to finish the&gt;sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,&gt;&gt;&#039;You want a frozen glass, puppy face?&#039;&gt;&gt;She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was&gt;getting chills just holding it.&gt;&gt;The husband, looking a bit pale, said, &#039;Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar&gt;they have those hors d&#039;oeuvres that are really delicious... I won&#039;t be&gt;long, I&#039;ll be right back. I promise. OK?&#039;&gt;&gt;You want? hors d&#039;oeuvres, poochi pooh?&#039; She opened the oven and took out 5&gt;dishes of different hors d&#039;oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,&gt;mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.&gt;&gt;&#039;But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know...there&#039;s swearing, dirty&gt;words and all that...&#039;&gt;&gt;&#039;You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn&gt;frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you&#039;re married now,&gt;and you aren&#039;t fucking going anywhere!? Got it, Asshole?&#039;&gt;&gt;........and, they lived happily ever after.&gt;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="jeffreyewe, post: 311086, member: 9"] >A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, >although >very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his >old buddies. > >So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' > >'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife. > >'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.' > >The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' > >She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds >of >beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India >, >etc. > >The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could >think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they >have >frozen glasses...' He didn't get to finish the >sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, > >'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' > >She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was >getting chills just holding it. > >The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar >they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be >long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?' > >You want? hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 >dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, >mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. > >'But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know...there's swearing, dirty >words and all that...' > >'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn >frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you're married now, >and you aren't fucking going anywhere!? Got it, Asshole?' > >........and, they lived happily ever after. > [/QUOTE]

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