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From Bangkok Posthttp://www.bangkokpost.com/Motoring/29Sep2006_motor004.phpGay carIs Thailand ready for gay car marketing? We exploit the possibility Unofficial gay car of Thailand 2006: Mini. American lesbian car: Subaru Forester.Second most popular gay car in Thailand: Benz SLK...... and Peugeot 407 coupé.WIWAT CHANG That's G-A-Y not grey. There is anything between 5-10% of the Thai male population that are homosexual or gay. If 5% is the conservative guesstimate, then we're talking about 1.5m gays in Thailand alone and may be 150m in the whole world. Could this be a niche market that car makers could tap into? What do gay drivers want? A self-admitted gay motoring journalist said that most gays consider a car pretty much the same way as a woman - aesthetic and practicality are the two top concerns. He also believes that many gays love cars just like straight men - they read about cars, drive cars and buy cars they like driving too. That's not a problem, because there are already cars marketed for men and women. But wouldn't it be cool if there are cars especially made for gays? Sorry, there isn't one yet. However, there are now several businesses in Europe that cater to gay needs from gay-friendly car dealers to financing and from gay chauffeur-driven rental cars to honeymoon packages for same sex partners. Gay customers can now shop for what they want without fear of being ridiculed by homophobic salespersons. However, the number of services are still very limited What cars do gays like? To get a better picture of what car Thai gays like, we did a little unofficial online poll recently asking gays to vote for their favourite cars. Tied second places are Mercedes-Benz SLK and Peugeot 407 Coupe' (ah, yes, 'twas in Motoring last Friday). The number one vote is ... the Mini. 2006 European gay car of the year: Aston Martin DB9 Volante. Coincidentally, the Mini is bought and driven by some celebrities such as Elijah Wood (Lord of the Rings), David Hasselhof (Knight Rider and Bay Watch) and Simon Cowell (the foul mouth American Idol judge) - aren't they all seemingly gay? One TV personality we know owns a Mini but don't generalise that he's gay - he's a womaniser. Mini convertible was crowned European Gay Car of the Year 2005 - an award organised by a French gay car club called Club Auto Rainbow. The club apparently named its first gay car of the year back in 2003 with the Peugeot 206CC. More recently, the world's first gay motor show was held alongside a gay Mardi Gras in Cardiff, Wales. Several car makers were present and one even donated the big prize - a Chevrolet Matiz. You can see from these examples that gay cars are fashion statement cars (ok, may be not the Matiz). That's quite like clothes and shoes that gays buy and wear - it's mostly about looks. A gay car is not a car made for gays, but a car preferred by gays. Gay car marketing abroad In 1995, Subaru hired Martina Navratilova - a lesbian tennis legend - as celebrity endorser of the Forester and later the Outback model. The idea worked and the Forester became the lesbian car by choice (at least in the USA). Since then many other car makers have joined in the hunt for gay buyers. Volvo USA is a prominent one with ads featuring gay families: one ad shows two men and a baby and another shows two women - one embracing a pregnant one. Perhaps Volvo read a year 2000 US census which found over 600,000 households to be of same sex partners and upto a third have children. We think the idea also works because even the latest C70 model has an ad showing two men hugging a dog. Gay ads need to be done carefully and subtly, for they can deter the mainstream straight men or women buyers. Why we don't see more gay car ads might be down to the fact that in any company, gays are still a minority in the marketing meeting. Gay car marketing in Thailand? Thais are very forgiving when it comes to dealing with gays. A gay can be exempted from military draft if he is too womanly, for the fear of disrupting order in the barracks. Thais watch cross-dressed stand-up comedians on TV every weekend and transvestites doing lip-sync cabarets in Pattaya and Bangkok are popular tourist attractions. At least three Thai gay movies released in recent times were all box office hits. So why haven't we seen any gay car ads? Well, Thai executives are generally conservative when it comes to publicity and a topic as controversial as this. May be all it takes is one brave top executive to pioneer a gay ad - then he and his company would be branded as gay forever. But uh... didn't we see a car ad last year with a forever single male star as presenter? Yes, but who said he's gay? :D :D
 
WTF the Mini is a gay car? After a cursory glance at the post I see that what you meant by gay car is a car preferred by gays. I guess that is kinda flattering in a way, gays are stereotyped to have good tastes.

What's a truly gay car is a lime green VW New Beetle convertible... LOL
 
Well at least we know there is no pink coloured minis running about in KL then haha...come to think of it who came up with the idea to paint all those Bas minis air bandung colour> :) :)
 
Hahaha... those Bangkok Post reporters are good.

Anyway, I test drove a friend's wife's red Mini Cooper (non-S) yesterday here in the inner city of George Town, I must say the car is sprung very stiff. Definitely not suitable to run around the lousy roads here. Handling wise, it's another story altogether, simply superb. Very nippy and responsive steering, virtually no body roll. Power wise, there's a big lag (on half-hearted take-off in traffic) before the torque converter sort of "catches on" from 2000rpm onwards. No chance to test out any high speed stuff. Oh yeah, whose bright idea is it to put so many buttons on the steering, especially the controls for radio hidden behind the steering wheel... need to really have a good look and memorise the location and function of the buttons or else you will end up fiddling with radio and lose concentration.

Oh yeah, somehow, I did feel kinda embarassed when getting out or getting into the red car, everybody seemed to be staring weirdly in my direction.... hmmm, no good for my reputation, sure ain't don't have no such problem with my black E36 nor my dark bluish green Satria.
 
LCP,

Friend - if feel embarassed when got in and out from the red Mini Cooper, why you wanted to have a test drive of your friend's wife's car??? Your should be thanks your friend's to lend you the car, instead some statement you post it. Eventhough Mini voted as a gay car in Thailand but it does not mean gay only driving Mini. Any sifus forumners please give some opinion and suggestion???
 
yikes, its for personal self expression.
Sitting in a Mini would probably attract the gays, as they would think that your gay as well, for the reason that the brain would actually preformed such a lousy task as to purchase a Mini in the 1st place.
 
Well, I actually like the Mini (and would love to own a Cooper S), but I'm not gay.:)
 
What about those Minis that have applied make-up to look like the 'S'?

Some have even gone as far as to install a big hole in the front!

Transexuals?

ahahahahahaha
 
Haha, aermyn, I'll test drive any car that can possibly come my way, anyway, I think the stares were mostly because the car is red... the crowd must have been expecting either a lady or some gay fella to step out of it...

Anyhow, I did conclude that the Mini is a fun car to drive, the S variant will even be more fun... and a bit more macho...
 
jarance said:
RHI he and XTR are NOT gay!!! coz theirs got "S" at the back..

Unker ..

Careful with the letter 'S' .. or anything that sounds like it ... :D
 
Well that being said, the 2007 Cooper S certainly has bigger berries.

Its chucking the SuperCharger and replacing the FI with a Turbo.

More potential i guess.

Maybe it's now a butch Transexual.
 
Here's the latest list....

Top Gay Cars of 2007
From Ramon Johnson,

Cars can't be gay, but their owners sure can. So, for all of those car lovers out there, here are the best glbt cars of 2007:

Best Car for the Gay Professional
2006 Porsche Cayman S
It's powerful and pretty, yet outpaces the competition with little effort. The Cayman S is an uncompromising enthusiasts ride. What better way to show your boss that you'll one day have his job than by being the executive you were born to be. Already an exec? Let the other directors salivate over your curves and professional prowess.

Best Car for the New Gay Family
2008 Buick Enclave
Yes, I said a Buick; but there's no need to worry.


Best Twinkmobile
2007 Scion tC
The tC is the most attractive of the youth-oriented Toyota brand. Scion's have mass young gay appeal with customizable packages and teen prices. Could Toyota have gotten it right yet again?

Best Topless Go-Go Getter
2007 Saturn Sky Roadster
Saturn's sexy, economically priced breeze-maker shares a platform with sister roadster, the Pontiac Solstice. The Sky has put a breath of fresh air in the small-town brand. Currently, there is no hard or electronic retractable top option, but a few manual pulls is worth the look and feel of this eye-catcher. And at just above $20,000, Tim Gunn says it best, "And off we go."

Best Ride for the Trendy Gay Man
2007 Volkswagen EOS
Another topless taker on the top gay list. VW's old Rabbit had to be the gayest car ever made. Now it's evolved sister, the EOS, wears the tiara. Ride up or down. Either way, no gay sticker necessary.

Best Ride for the Trendy Gay Man (Urban)
2007 Dodge Charger
Car enthusiasts complained endlessly about the Charger's four doors, but people who actually bought the car fought back with a dismissive "who cares?" The car is hot and even the cheap non-chrome-rim version incites muscle envy. The design has classic roots with modern appeal. Just like today's urban gay man.

Best Lesbian Moving Van
2007 Subaru Forester
What's a top gay car list without top lesbian picks? This year, the Forester takes the moving van honors. Columnist Kathy Belge says, "The Subaru Forester is great for lesbians with kids or dogs." Do lesbians not like cats and pickups anymore?

Best Green Queen
2007 Mercedes-Benz E320 BLUETEC
There's nothing better than a classy man that cares for himself and the environment. Step aside toaster-looking hybrids and teen miniatures, the new Bluetec from Germany boasts MPG figures in the mid-30's. Yes, mid-30's for only about a grand more. Play games if you want, OPEC... the American road trip will never die!

Most Likely Trade Cruiser
2007 Cadillac Escalade
Has someone finally picked up the phone at General Motors? For decades I swear it was disconnected. They seem to be getting their messages now, though. The formula is simple: Build a vehicle that appeals and it will sell. This time they said to heck with the suburbanite in favor of the bling kings who care little about gas prices as long as the chrome rims blind onlookers at 2 MPH.

Best Techno Flagship
2007 Lexus LS
What do you get the gay man that has it all? A car that has it all. The 2007 Lexus LS (if you can call it a car) has more tricks up its sleeve than Sean Michaels. Years ago, luxury carmakers laughed at Toyota's launch of a luxury brand. Now, Lexus leads the world in quality, reliability and now technology. The new 2007 LS is perhaps the most technologically advanced car on the road. Get a shiatsu and vibrating massage in the back seat while viewing your DVD flat screen. Passengers can also lay back in pure bliss with the automatic body temperature sensors and the 19-speaker sound system. Now, if only there were a bar in there.

Best Retail Carriage
2007 Mazda 6
The 6 gives plenty of zoom on a retail queen's budget. Mazda's flagship is also economically priced at about $20,000 MSRP. Good thing... retail worry-ers have little cash for a car note, especially given their tendency to spend every dollar on new season fashions at a 10 percent discount.

Best Dragwagon
2007 Hyundai Sonata
The untrained eye never knows if the dress that drag queen is wearing is couture or just an ebay special- just as the untrained eye won't have a clue that the cleanly-styled Sonata is the best bargain in it's class. The interior is constructed with high-quality lines and materials that make you wonder how carmakers like Ford and Mitsubishi dare sell vehicles with toy plastic at higher prices. Ride in style, spend less and save your money for those wholesale boas.
 
Daniel, are you driving a maroon bimmer? If you are, I think you should feel like a shirtlifter too.
 
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