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<blockquote data-quote="Don Franco" data-source="post: 11817" data-attributes="member: 4889"><p>&gt; One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady cameand&gt; asked him, &quot; Are you relaxing?&quot; Singh answered, &quot;No, I am BantaSingh&quot;.&gt; Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered,&quot;No&gt; No Me Banta Singh!&quot;&gt;&gt; Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh wastotally&gt; annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw anotherSingh&gt; soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, &quot;Are you Relaxing?&quot;The&gt; other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, &quot;Yes, I amrelaxing.&quot;The&gt; Singh slapped him on his face and said, &quot;Stupid, idiot. Everyone islooking&gt; for you and your are sitting over here!&quot;&gt; ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++&gt; Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and lowall&gt; around his living room.&gt; Jasmeet : &quot;What are you searching for?&quot;&gt; Santa : &quot;Hidden cameras!&quot;&gt; Jasmeet : &quot;And what makes you think that there are hidden camerashere?&quot;&gt; Santa : &quot;That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few&gt; minutes he keeps saying &#039;You are watching the Star World Channel&#039;. Howdoes&gt; he know&gt; that?&quot;&gt; ===============================&gt; Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and startedthanking&gt; God. A passerby saw him and asked, &quot;Your donkey is missing; what areyou&gt; thanking God for ?&quot; The Singh replied &quot;I am thanking Him for seeing toit&gt; that I wasn&#039;t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would havebeen&gt; missing too.&quot;&gt; ===============================&gt; A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes towash&gt; hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes runningand&gt; asks him, &quot;Mr. Singh, what are you doing?&quot; To this the man replies,&quot;Oye,&gt; see the board here ---&quot;Wash Basin&quot;.</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="Don Franco, post: 11817, member: 4889"] > One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady cameand> asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, "No, I am BantaSingh".> Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered,"No> No Me Banta Singh!">> Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh wastotally> annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw anotherSingh> soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"The> other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I amrelaxing."The> Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone islooking> for you and your are sitting over here!"> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++> Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and lowall> around his living room.> Jasmeet : "What are you searching for?"> Santa : "Hidden cameras!"> Jasmeet : "And what makes you think that there are hidden camerashere?"> Santa : "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few> minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World Channel'. Howdoes> he know> that?"> ===============================> Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and startedthanking> God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what areyou> thanking God for ?" The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing toit> that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would havebeen> missing too."> ===============================> A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes towash> hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes runningand> asks him, "Mr. Singh, what are you doing?" To this the man replies,"Oye,> see the board here ---"Wash Basin". [/QUOTE]

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