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<blockquote data-quote="dumeort" data-source="post: 159305" data-attributes="member: 3553"><p>Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else?</p><p>Boyfriend : Dead Sure ! I checked the whole list again yesterday.</p><p></p><p></p><p>What do electric toy trains and breast have in common ?</p><p>They are meant for children but it is the husband who ends up playing them.</p><p></p><p></p><p>A lawyer's dog snatched a roast from a butcher's market. Then butcher said to the lawyer, "If a dog is running around unleashed and steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for my meat from the dog's owner?" </p><p>Absolutely, the lawyer answered. </p><p>"Your Dog was loose and stole a roast from me today. You owe me Rm 9.80"</p><p>The lawyer, without a word give the butcher Rm 9.80. The next week, the butcher went to his mail box and find a bill from the lawyer billing him Rm100 for consultation.</p><p></p><p></p><p>A plumber charged a law firm Rm 200 for repairs he did on a leaking pipe. The lawyer was outraged. "hey, even I dont charge that much in my work. Isn't that a bit steep?" The plumber answered, "that's what I thought when I was a lawyer."</p><p></p><p></p><p>A judge told the man in front of him : It's alcohol and alcohol alone that's responsible for your condition. He answered : You've make me a very happy person. Everyone tells me it's all my fault.</p><p></p><p></p><p>The outcome of their marriage depends on his income.</p><p></p><p> </p><p>A fellow was at the Heaven Gates, hoping to be admitted, and St. Peter said to him, " I cant see that you did anything bad or good in your life. If you can tell me one good deed that you did, you're in."</p><p>So the man said, " Once I was driving down the road and saw a gang of bikers chasing this poor girl. So I pulled over, got out of my car, grabbed a tyre-change rod and walked straight up to the gang leader, a huge ugly guy. I ripped the chain out of his nose and whack him over the head with the iron rod. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, " You leave this poor, innocent lady alone! You're all a bunch of stick. deranged animals! Go home before I teach you a lesson in pain!"</p><p>St. Peter impressed but unbelieving, said, " Really, this isn't registered on my list of good deeds. When did you say this happened?"</p><p>"Oh, about two minutes ago," the fellow answered.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Hope you enjoy ....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dumeort, post: 159305, member: 3553"] Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend : Dead Sure ! I checked the whole list again yesterday. What do electric toy trains and breast have in common ? They are meant for children but it is the husband who ends up playing them. A lawyer's dog snatched a roast from a butcher's market. Then butcher said to the lawyer, "If a dog is running around unleashed and steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for my meat from the dog's owner?" Absolutely, the lawyer answered. "Your Dog was loose and stole a roast from me today. You owe me Rm 9.80" The lawyer, without a word give the butcher Rm 9.80. The next week, the butcher went to his mail box and find a bill from the lawyer billing him Rm100 for consultation. A plumber charged a law firm Rm 200 for repairs he did on a leaking pipe. The lawyer was outraged. "hey, even I dont charge that much in my work. Isn't that a bit steep?" The plumber answered, "that's what I thought when I was a lawyer." A judge told the man in front of him : It's alcohol and alcohol alone that's responsible for your condition. He answered : You've make me a very happy person. Everyone tells me it's all my fault. The outcome of their marriage depends on his income. A fellow was at the Heaven Gates, hoping to be admitted, and St. Peter said to him, " I cant see that you did anything bad or good in your life. If you can tell me one good deed that you did, you're in." So the man said, " Once I was driving down the road and saw a gang of bikers chasing this poor girl. So I pulled over, got out of my car, grabbed a tyre-change rod and walked straight up to the gang leader, a huge ugly guy. I ripped the chain out of his nose and whack him over the head with the iron rod. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, " You leave this poor, innocent lady alone! You're all a bunch of stick. deranged animals! Go home before I teach you a lesson in pain!" St. Peter impressed but unbelieving, said, " Really, this isn't registered on my list of good deeds. When did you say this happened?" "Oh, about two minutes ago," the fellow answered. Hope you enjoy .... [/QUOTE]
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