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Message: <blockquote data-quote="wyekeith" data-source="post: 158458" data-attributes="member: 3422"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">One of the main reasons why in recent years the Malaysian Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions: </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss USA : Lamp</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss Singapore</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: Light bulb</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss Malaysia : LADIO</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">with the letter "L" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss USA : Lion</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss Singapore : Leopard</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss Malaysia</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: LABBIT</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Judge: No, no, no!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss USA: Lexus </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss Singapore</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: Lamborghini</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Judge: Oh my God!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">with  the letter "L" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss USA : Lemon</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss Singapore : Lychee</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">board of judges to determine if Miss Malaysia should really be</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Malaysia </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">was having </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">so    many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">chance.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">with the letter "L" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss USA : Lung (applause)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss Singapore : Liver (even more applause)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Miss Malaysia</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: </span></span></span></span></span><strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0033"><span style="color: #cc0033"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>LAN CIAU</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="color: #0033cc"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Judges fainted..!!!</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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