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<blockquote data-quote="wyekeith" data-source="post: 158455" data-attributes="member: 3422"><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">getting impatient.</span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.</span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....</span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan!</span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia.</span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Driver: yah....</span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.</span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan!</span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia</span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Driver: yah....yah...</span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom !</span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan! </span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Proton...no good...made in Malaysia</span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Driver: yah...yah...yah....!</span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.</span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Jap: How much?</span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Driver: RM150/-</span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge!</span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....very fast!.... Made in Japan!</span></span></span></em></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wyekeith, post: 158455, member: 3422"] [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]getting impatient.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan![/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Driver: yah....[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan![/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Driver: yah....yah...[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom ![/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan! [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Proton...no good...made in Malaysia[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Driver: yah...yah...yah....![/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Jap: How much?[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Driver: RM150/-[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge![/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial] Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....very fast!.... Made in Japan![/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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