How to remove bird dropping stain???

[keanbkhoo]

Yo guys! I got this lovey dovey pair of birds that is on top of my parking, and this bird always "shower" me with their affections.How to remove this dropping stains effectively?? Any good recommendations. :cry: Bt the way the bird is "DEAD!!" and in their remembrance they have left me nicely distributed patches of wonderful patterns of encrement on my car. :aggressive: Just joking, no birds or any other animals were harm in this excersice.Also any good recommendations of applying "anti-birds nest above your car"?

 

[Mouse]

jorrrrrrrr bro, bird nest veryyyyyyyy expensive one leh. cannot park other place? if your office/house window is near to the tree i buy u one lastik every 10 minute u open window and shoot, muhahahahhha

 

[kahar]

try meguiar's quik detailer. some of us r known to b keepin a bottle in our car boot when it might come handy.

however, it is best used to remove fresh contaminants b4 they hev a chance to bond or etch into the surface (meguiar's webbie). best wishes.

rgds, B)
kahar abdullah

 

[iCe]

park other places laa.,ayoyo.,simple wht.,

 

[fivexal]

Do it step by step maa.. useless to remove the dropping stains.. if its still there the next day... remove your car first laa.. then u remove the birds..
Dont know how to remove the birds..?
To remove the birds.. u have to remove the tree laa...
For this case u cannot use the tactic one stone kill two birds...

 

[keanbkhoo]

Aiyoyo!! I also wish I can change my apartment parking lot leh!! But cannot lah, the only way is to remove the birds nest.

Maybe this is "ONG" sign lah, must go and buy 4D Hihihi!!

I have destroy the birds nest and guess what this morning that freaking bird waited for me and try to attack me.......I am serious that freaking bird just swoosh down at me again and again. I quickly get in my car or else sure "kena patuk". Small bird also so fierce, I think he doing kamikaze leh!
This must be the "V" bird for vendetta!
I hope tomorrow he don't bring gang.

The dropping already stain my top, now have to use polisher, can those soft99 be use ah!!

 

[3er]

Wash the whole car!

 

[scin]

PM macdude.....

 

[Mouse]

Originally posted by keanbkhoo@May 18 2006, 12:58 PM
Aiyoyo!! I also wish I can change my apartment parking lot leh!! But cannot lah, the only way is to remove the birds nest.

Maybe this is "ONG" sign lah, must go and buy 4D Hihihi!!

I have destroy the birds nest and guess what this morning that freaking bird waited for me and try to attack me.......I am serious that freaking bird just swoosh down at me again and again. I quickly get in my car or else sure "kena patuk". Small bird also so fierce, I think he doing kamikaze leh!
This must be the "V" bird for vendetta!
I hope tomorrow he don't bring gang.

The dropping already stain my top, now have to use polisher, can those soft99 be use ah!!

walau, remove the bird nest? ganas ganasssssssssssssssssssss..................., sure he attack u lar, its like burning his house, imagine if i burn your house, u sure kill me lar, muhahahahaha

 

[Zoggee]

I tot washing bird poops is easy...Car shampoo, water and sponge.

what other ways la....that I dunno wan.

 

[eddie70]

Originally posted by keanbkhoo@May 18 2006, 12:58 PM
Aiyoyo!! I also wish I can change my apartment parking lot leh!! But cannot lah, the only way is to remove the birds nest.

Maybe this is "ONG" sign lah, must go and buy 4D Hihihi!!

I have destroy the birds nest and guess what this morning that freaking bird waited for me and try to attack me.......I am serious that freaking bird just swoosh down at me again and again. I quickly get in my car or else sure "kena patuk". Small bird also so fierce, I think he doing kamikaze leh!
This must be the "V" bird for vendetta!
I hope tomorrow he don't bring gang.

The dropping already stain my top, now have to use polisher, can those soft99 be use ah!!

aiyyooooo burn the tree la bro.... hehehehe

no why don't you buy a car blanket (correct are the terms!@@##) any way you just wash the plastic cover not the car hehehee....

the make sure you kumpul the droppin for baja.... money ma... can change acs later... or remus... hehehehe )

 

[keanbkhoo]

Yesterday I go any destroy their nest again, this freaking bird just won't give up. I destroy they built...........testing my patient.
Any idea on how to ensure bird don't come back ah?? Aiyo sakit kepala leh.

Mouse : I think they are now on a personal vendetta with me for destroying their nest. But now I am thinking how to trick this freaking bird to move their nest over to the other cars hahahah.

eddie70 : no tree lah, just concrete column and beam only, how to burn?? But I like your idea of making fertiliser.

 

[flash]

Originally posted by keanbkhoo@May 19 2006, 02:14 PM
Yesterday I go any destroy their nest again, this freaking bird just won't give up. I destroy they built...........testing my patient.
Any idea on how to ensure bird don't come back ah?? Aiyo sakit kepala leh.

Get a cat.... the cat can chase the birds away. But the cat may be a nuisance later on.... scratching your beemer by sleeping on it.... well, you win some, you lose some.

 

[keanbkhoo]

Is there any cat that can jump about 14'-0" height?? Maybe superman's cat can help.

 

[Calvin Tan]

Originally posted by keanbkhoo@May 19 2006, 02:14 PM
Yesterday I go any destroy their nest again, this freaking bird just won't give up. I destroy they built...........testing my patient.
Any idea on how to ensure bird don't come back ah?? Aiyo sakit kepala leh.

Mouse : I think they are now on a personal vendetta with me for destroying their nest. But now I am thinking how to trick this freaking bird to move their nest over to the other cars hahahah.

eddie70 : no tree lah, just concrete column and beam only, how to burn?? But I like your idea of making fertiliser.

keanbkhoo please don't destroy their home. Get yourself a proper car cover from BMW or aftermarket will do. I got mine from http://www.calcarcover.com/how_to_select.aspx

After heavy rain also not need wipe car...
By the way mine is Noah range.
They are one of the best car cover available in the market.

 

[wglee]

Reverting back to the question, I'd say use car shampoo and lots of water. If the dropping has etched into the paint, try some T-cut and finish off with wax.

 

[keanbkhoo]

Thanks wglee for the advice, but still need to ensure that the freaking birds don't make their nest above my car.........that is my long terms goal.

BTW Calvin, thanks for the advice but nevertheless I still need to clean the cover of multiple birds dropping.........hihihi!!

 

[jsen]

Originally posted by kahar@May 17 2006, 08:47 PM
try meguiar's quik detailer. some of us r known to b keepin a bottle in our car boot when it might come handy.

however, it is best used to remove fresh contaminants b4 they hev a chance to bond or etch into the surface (meguiar's webbie). best wishes.

rgds, B)
kahar abdullah

yup, i agreed with kahar.. go get meguiar's quik detailing.. i t alwasys come in handy for all this stains..

fast n reliable... i alwasy find myself 'ong' for kena bird shit..! :rofl: dunno y also..! tats y u seldom see birds in genting, cox mostly all been shot down... :beaten:

happy trying!..