zank
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This is just a joke... Confusing Chinese Names> Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?> Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. > Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!> Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?> Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan> (anyone)! It's urgent.> Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to> anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?> Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our> brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no> one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the > hospital.Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the > hospital. > Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the> hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may > find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!> Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?> Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).> Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!> ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ======> This is hilarious ...> > Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:> > Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)> Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)> Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)> Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)> Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)> Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)> Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)> Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)> Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)> Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)> Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)> Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)> Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)> Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)> Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)> Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)> Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)> Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)> Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
